Who Wants To Change Identies

Some people think it must be so wonderful to be me. they would give their eye-teeth to be viewed as, the reincarnated Christ, or whatever other title this character is known as. those people however, can never know what a mistake it would be, to want to be me. and becides, to consider me to be, Christ, is also a mistake, and a claim i have never, nor ever will atest to. I am The Prodigy Child of The Mormon Church, and, ten months later was given the title of The Prodigy Child of All Christianity.
But i know,and so should you, that don't make me, Jesus !!

It might surve Establishment to think of me in this way. But we all know what Establishment does to it's Gods. and this one, as i recall, met a rather grusome end__to say the least. Yes, there are meny simularities between myself and our lord. like Him, i too have fed my multitude, when The Church went to G.W.B. and told him: they had found their prodigy child, but would keep his/my idenity a secert; as long as The Bush White House agreed to grant Fedreal Funding to The Church for the first time in Amercian history. I have raised someone from the dead, although i will be the first to admit, he was dead a lot less time than the three (3) days Lazeris apparently was. But then when we consider The Holy Bible was written some three-hundred (300) years after, Christ's death, are we really all that sure of what He did? And as it has been mentioned in this blog-header, even He didn't claim to be The Son of God, but when asked by, Pontis Pilot, simply said: "They Say That I Am".

I have also been to the market-place, and turned-over the tables. this i continue doing__every time i afront Establishment; in my long quest for my rightful recognition in the creation of both, oprah's & rosie's magazines. and no matter am i to like it or not, i have fulfilled another biblical prophesy; where-by through me, and through being able to guard the secret of me, a President did find a way to black'mail the Television Industry & Mass-media into dis-continuing asking him the right "hard-questions" which would have otherwise made this travisity an impossibulity. in-deed and through fact, i have swung-aside the very Gates of Armageddion themselves; all-be-it in a round-about way. and given the choice, i guess i would like to close them again. But we both know that ain't going to happen, not until i have the recognition i desurve granted to me; by those whom stole it.
So all i can say is: the pen really is mightier than the sward. and as long as i can write, believe me "this-thing" can get a whole lot worse__ before i am through, because i am deturmaned like the Tarus i am, i will have my humanity restored to me; even need i tear the Establishment apart brick-by-brick, instutition-by-instutition !!
But again...that does not make me, Christ !!

So i have no choice but to continue being me, no less than i do to continue this battle against all whom have beteaied me. And if such a thing even is actually possible, know this. I have made certian that if, Jesus, is actually ever able to return to this world, i have both the paper-work and the strong-will, to finally see Establishment is put in it's place. The way i see it, and now hopefully so do you, this power-base is alreaddy under the heavy heel of my foot. Am i to turn the Court-desisions this case will provide__over to Him on His return, I wouldn't want to be Establishment, to learn as to where He might put it.]
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P/S
As always: anyone who finds a criminal-lawyer willing to take-me-on, and a book-publisher not willing to be bought-off, will be rewarded with one-million (1,000,000) Dollars; once this case is setteled by The Courts.