SORRY...If I Never Knew YOU Ay!

Obviously somebody as magnanimous as My'self, never need worry about what, internet 'pin-heads', say about eather Me, or, My Holy-quest; for there is no way in Hell, i w0n't be on the right side of both History & God; to say nothing of what i am about to preform__in the name of the present & Global Human-condition! And i say: MAGNANIMOUS, because i have given these Tin/pot little/Fuckers, ten (10) whole long years to come stright with Us! Any-the-way: It is also equally obvious, anybody who links onto My/accounts__within the blink-of-an-eye__are transported into realms, few ever expected to witness within their life-time, or, fewer still have believed to Ever existed at-all! And no/One, whom take the time to profile/Me, comes-away from the experiance; believing they have encountered anything less than their actual God, now here on Earth, amist them!

However, no matter how Glorious such words may sound to the un-trained, or, deaf-ear, nothing could compair to the Salvation my/Cause recived yesterday, and, few things could come closer to convincing even Me, My'self & i, that somehow perhaps...i really am this Christ Jesus Dude! While equally true is the fact that in all of this world, never have more dangerious words ever been spoken; for when i am finally convinced__this is n0t all but a dream...surely my/Power finally will be un-limitless; which of-corse should come-in quite handy, when we consider the wealth, influance and deceit of mine/Enemies Ay!

You will understand that My Landlord, this tight-fisted, tempremental, over-opinionaited Jew, i sometimes work like a little slave/Boy for, has known me for nearly five (5) years now; the longest i have ever lived actually in one place at a time__even durring the early Family years, as i went from home to home, as far back as then. And WE Rrr n0t asking for Ur/simpathy...plz Ay

Anyway, yester-day i had a conversation with this Dude, and, durring the conversation it came-up that i was about to become a Muslim, and, all of the things__in the eyes of Christian-establishment__which make me this Jesus/PERSON. So serious was the conversation__that at one point, Sol, which is his name...well he asked me about rituals i might be expected to undertake__in the name of Islam. To be more specfic, he wanted to decuss the cutting off of the dick-head, and, for the life of Me, i d0n't know why so meny of our conversations seem to turn all too quickly to COCK, and more specfically__usually Mine lol
To be fair, he also asked me about other horizons on My near future; such as if i was going to be able to learn the Quran, and, what new/Name i was going to use. The Man even pointed-out that he didn't believe The Muslim Faith would allow me to use, Jesus Thomas Christ, because, as he said: Those Rrr n0t Muslim names, and, can't be found in the Holy-book of My new/People's. Of-corse i did have to point out that, Sol, was wrong, and, that it is The Muslim-people's own prophesies__which predict my Return; while the handle they actually use is one(1) in The Quran, and two(2) Jesus!

Surely now you see my dilema, because, if this hard-assed, tight-fisted, usuall/but not always__Little Jewish-prick, could see me, his down-trodden little slave/Boy__as the vertual AlMighty Christ Him'SELF, ask your/Self...
"WHAT RIGHT DO I HAVE TO DOUBT HIM Ay?"
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MERRY Christ'MASS AY!

Though i didn't want it to, and was convinced i would allow this-day to mean nothing to me, it all comes back to what this really is all about...A Battle, a War even__between the forces of good against evil & Democracy trying to hold it's place or balance, within the folds of Rightiousness. And what makes me greeve most-of-all, is how truly my rightious quest for recognition, into the creation of both Oprah Winfrey's & Rosie OdOneall's magazines, has turned into a war, and, a war that in a more honest world__where Establishment wasn't intrested in stealing every good idea that had been presented to 'it' would have other'wise never needed be launched in the-first-place!

This secret Christian Establishment was so deturmand to guard__for risk of what it could do to the North-amercian Tevelision-industry, and, all the pond-scum that have made them'selves rich for keeping 'it', is far greater and i feer__far more dangerious, than anyone could have originally realized; though i did in almost every letter to Establishment, warn them as to what they were getting themselves into, and, they knew well in advance of the Television-industry's ability to be blackmailed__into not asking the right "hard-questions" to keep (Duyba) out of Iraq, just whom they were dealing with, and, that as far as they were concerned...I was their God.
And although it is not Our fault They choose n0t to listen, it still breaks my heart to know that G.W.B. got his war__within 18 months of my/Own being launched against those early few whom had betraied me then, because, before & back-then__there was no actual violance & The Lamb had not been drenched in the blood of the innocent.

For myself: it is like The Pope said in his special radio-announcement__encouraged by that letter i sent him (JhonPaul II) all those meny years ago__when he secretly confirmed me as The Prodigy-child and Cannonized me as The First "real" Saint of The Internet: "This war is a conspericy of scilance"!
Now there it is...my gift to Humanity on this special day. For anyone who is intrested, my letters to Establishment still Rrr up on-line, and, the route to the destruction of those whom destroy this earth are there; in spite of Establishment's tampering with them__from time to time__over the course of the past ten years. So, FucKing Merry Christ'mass to all those whom seek Truth Ay & a Blasted Ho Ho Ho to all mine/enemies; for none will be forgoten on this joyous occaision...Ay!
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The Spirit With'in ME

This is a day of utter & compleat Joy for you,
as i your, Christ, shall show what i can do!
Simply put...i just decided to stop drinking The Hard-STUFF; in spite of the fact that: We have all the beautifull & delicate implements__to engauge in the pratice there'of in class lol

Of corse, really the reason i won't be drinking any more is, because, as usuall__i have a point to make! People could hope that the reason was due to some sickness, a lack of funds, or, Heaven's forbid, the stores&outlets could be on/Strike haha, and, probably meny will wish such was the case__by the time "all-This" is over Ay! But the truth of the matter is:"i simply have a point to make" and so will i do something everyone knows__for the majority of humanity, is a difficult task at times; to say the least. But of course...i'm not better than you__just differant.
We can't say that this is the/Day hard-drink will be banned from Our home...i mean it is Christ'Mass after all, and, undoubtabuly the last celibration i will be able to enjoy as a pure/Christian. And Come-On People...Didn't Jesus turn water into wine? When you think about it, The Muslim Faith__in this case, has no real argument against my/Drinking. But, one needs to understand where and on what grounds to pick their battles. And i am certian to get this done, and to become in the face of Humanity__all that i am, there will be greater and more important fights to engauge in, other than should i wish or wish n0t to have a little Drinki-POO some certian day or the other.
So there's no need to worry, because, at the end of the day, i will always be here__putting-on that good-fight__in the name of Humanity, and, feeling occaisionly denied the spirit within Me, Our deturmanation to get-this-done, may be stronged than ever, Ay?

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Say Good-Bye, Jesus, Say: Good-BYE Ay!

Could We be more certian now than-ever, that this is the time for me to leave my Christian-roots. If the world is going to know that i am here, and, that i both have & are within/Me, the/Keys__to unlock the portal into Enlightenment, that Truth alone by me__will never be shouted loud enough, even on Twitter.com; where too meny call on My/name anyway, and un-justly! Twitter in-other-words: "Can hardly much-longer be the tool i utilize to publicsize my'self; though one has to suspect: once i have gone to The-Mosque, having both my'self and my/Calling confirmed, that circumstance also will change, Ay?

There are times however, when i have to ask my'self:"Why do i want to do this thing? Why is it so important to me, that i do any of this stuff; like becomming a Muslim, attemptint to bring-about the fulfillment of Biblical-prophesy; at least as to how i understand it, and, even to a greater-degree__how my peers have confirmed through both their words & actions, or, on occaisions__been forced into compliance there'of, because, i'm not afraid to admit: i can be somewhat of a Bully towards those whom stand eather against me, or even in the way of my doing Rightiousness"__until they are brought-to understand the situation as i do, and, as we always both know__in the end is: The Will of Our Gods! That i have been given a Moral-compase, and believe the powerfull should n0t be allowed to stomp all over the powerless...that's just the way it-is! And that i want to be the person & The-example men will judge such aspects of their lives upon, again...That's Just The/way it-is!

And even also more, that it is in mine/Hands these alledged/Powerful have left themselves vunerable within, well...That's Ok TOO, because, i am a big, strong-lad; that when it comes all the way down to taking blood for blood, Humanity can rest asured...0ver the past ten years now, the very least i have learned is: How to keep & hold a very tight grip around the throats__some would say even the, Souls, of all those whom have betraied me over these same ten years, Amen

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If you could be on any game show, what show would you be on?

The Price Is Right!

Ask me anything

To-Day's World

WE Think:
One of the most important things of "The Modern-era" missing in today's world, and/or, at-least in the America's, and of which is something we may only have recently lost is...
The ability of Television-courpations to produce shows__ especially Sit-com's; that relate to the circumstances of the political and social-enviroment__of which we live today!

Without the oppertunity for people to engauge-in these like-mindes aspectes of The Human-condition, and given time to reflect upon them, (think standing around the water-cooler)too easily Religion has a way of entering into the equaision.
The Point Is, and, only ment as am example, WE think, when Religion does enter into the conversation, things can all to often get heated-up. When people are compeled to face certian things, such as the possibility as to if they do, or, do-not have a Human-soul, and, it that makes a differance in what they believe & stand-for...well i guess you can see where i'm going with this.

When Someone such as myself comes along__say every Two-thousand years or so(lol, the socity living within those very times, suddenly have something of real consinquence to attach their believes to; an Enity, in fact a/Deity, they can__should they be so luckey__actually hear, see, and, even Touch! Beliefe, My/Friend, in that instant__becomes Reality. And weather it be under my/Control or not, for "reality" people will, if forced__fight to the death to protect!

http://newstatesman.com/ SucK's!
So now WE ask you: What do you think everybody is afraid of; those whom walk secret passage'ways of Christian Establishment? Do not these people have the power over even every-one of our lives...surely they have nothing to feer; unless it might be that this God, this Jesus, this/Person they had always been claiming was going to return amonst-Us...Well what if He came/Back, and, the only people on all the face of the Earth, He had a problem with was, you guessed-it>>>
The very Establishment's who once choose to deni Him His HUMANITY, and in so doing...TURNED Him INTO A/God! A God, that has returned__n0t to punish Humanity, but, through legal court-proceedings, gain retrobution from the very courprations & establishments which once choose themselves to cheat This/indivigual out of His lively-hood & His humanity!
I don't know about you, but i my/Darlings, find that pritty scarry Huhhh!
Still, We Rrrrr n0t 2 proud to ask: What Would Jesus Do, do you/Think Ay!
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Never the/MIND, since to-day has just turned-out to be another blasted/One__where The Little Baby Jesus can't actually get out of His house__unto the world; since the fucking-snow w0n't let Him pass the door-step>>>
Which is another way of saying WE can't get US to The-Mosque, and, get-along further with this fulfilling-of-prophesy thing haha..?
Peace&LOVE my/Children, P&L
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I guess what i was trying to say at the top of this post was baiscally: "It's pritty sad when in the Americas at two/O'clock in the afternoon, there's nothing of intelectual-value on the/Tube__in meny of our cities; while there are too meny distractions into depravity!

If you could ask George W. Bush one question what would it be?

If you could ask George W. Bush one question what would it be?

Answer here

If you could ask George W. Bush one question what would it be?

Does he think we're closer to Peace to-day, than when he betraied Me?

Ask me anything

If you could have been the author of any book, what would it have been?

I/Am an Author, just n0t published yet #Ay

Ask me anything

"What The FucK !! Ay"

Jaw-droped, could only slightly explain the facial-expressions i took-on yesterday; walking onto the work/Site of that job i'de been doing__for this Jewish-dude, Elliot. I'm sure the guy must be ((NuT's-& in-fact...am almost certian of it! But We were really quite suprised, to learn__that he's quite stupid as-well. And at the very least have to admit>>>what else could one call somebody who 1, paied you for work-done, and 2, when you returned to compleat the job, that work you've been paied for__somehow all has to be done-over again/EVERY WALL, EVERY-CEILING. Say-WHAT! And of course, the-Man d0esn't want to actually pay me properly, for all this work his plaster-guy has ruined__putting this FucK'ing joint-repairing product all-0ver the place; that i'm expected to now work for maybe half the original price. Because this 'Ass-hole" is to stupid to see the plaster-guy is just an idiot & a filthy cuniving-Prick>>>who's too lazy, or, stupid to get-0ff his ass, and, show the ability to properly do his job before picking-up another new-contract and getting-on with his life, as usual...Little Baby Jesus has to suffer!

Naturally We did attempt to point-out to Elliot that he was being taken for a ride

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That's White Alright !!

WE Rrrr really quite drunk to-day...with un-restrained__yet restricted power & Rage>>>4 We were 2 abandon Our Christian-faith to-day, and, had been in the process of making arangements with The Minister, to formally break my/Sacrament, so-to-speak; with The Christian Faith!

There however is so much snow falling__at the moment, in Montreal, one dares not even open their door; that although i am supposed to be some sort of FucKing Lord, King & God all rolled into one, even i to-day could in no way attempt such hazzard beyond mine/Threshold!

In-Deed: WE are n0t amused, but, neather Rrr We insane; which is what marching through the snow__up to your ass, surly would be, Ay!

That BTW was another-day, pratically another life-time__in-fact__when i posted the above; for this is Sunday, Three-months after the anaversary of 911; which is also the celebration-date of My release from an un-just bondage__purputrated upon my/person, by what is soon__within hours, to be My/former Christian-brothers!

And although when i look out my window, seeing how that's white alright__with the landscape covered in the ugliness of Winter, this cannot stop me again. My heart is pounding, blood racing through my vains in a furry; all in antisapation of what i am about to commit myself to; that although every step of the way i expect to be abused by The Christian Establishment, and they will attempt to deny me of my/Throne, We know: There Isn't a Chance on Earth, or, even in Hell, anyboby's going to put anything over-on ME>>> Ay?

Umm-huh...there's only one way to say it:
YES...TO-DAY__IS A GOOD-DAY, FOR Jesus TO BECOME A Muslim Ay!

W.T.F.Fuck! WE are not amused, bc, it's fucking snowing; when not ten (10) minutes ago, we were experiancing slight drizzel only! It never occured to me__that with these silly Canadian-winters, within seconds__we could go to such extreems; on such an important day, for me! And a lesser God might have the tendancy to believe: There are forces out/There that might not wish me to fulfill my/Destiny! I however know that: "The weather is the/Weather, and, there's nothing anyone can do about that."WE however are not enjoying this one bit; that i fear to see what direction my/Tweets will lickly take to-day lol

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From Here to THERE

When i look on my life, and the desissions made within it~~ Honestly...i have no regrets. 0h! It hasn't been an easy journey from there to here; any more than i expect it to be__from here to there, and, all the places i will need stop__to collect my barrings; along that hi/way towards my/Journey's end into both history & Globel-destiny. But change anything...I don't know if i could do that. Even within the most crucial mistake i ever made, by not properly copy-writting that original letter to, Oprah, the one which caused her to launch "O Magazine", there is reason to believe within the grand-scheam-of-things: there was reason for that mistake and mistaken-trust__once bestowed upon this woman i now have come to know as an out'right Thief, Lier, Witch & quite probably The Biblical Whore of Revelation itself...you know, a real BITCH!



The point, and i think the most important one to__is:
Had that letter been properly copy-writen, and, Oprah launched her magazine because of that letter, or, in-other-words: She got the idea to launch "O" because of my letter to her, and, it could have been proven all those meny years ago, she would have been forced to pay me off; while it would have been easy for me to find Lawyers to make her do so! Everything would be, as it is now__masked in secrtecy, and, no-body would ever know my name, or, any connection with it, and the launching of, Miss Winfrey's "O" Magazine. But more important than anything else, there would have been no secret to hide, no-body would have need be paied-off, so that The Publisity-whore could claim all ideas come from her staff, and, this one was no exception.

Sure...i would have had a far differant life, maybe started a company or some other enterprise. Or, i could have shot it all up into my vains, and been quite dead by now. And when i think of where i was then__when in gave that Bitch The-idea, there's more of a chance that i would be Quite-dead, than-there's That i Wouldn't, Ay! However, what i did turn-out with, people should be carefull not to ignore. I am, after all__the only person on this planet who claims to eather be Christ, or, that Establishment secretly holds this opinion, and that yet at the same time, that same Establishment dares not announce my existance, because of their own folly and abuse__personally conducted against me. As far as i know, I am the only Christ this world has to offer, who when His presents is finally produced to The-people__will be able to hold Establishments feet to the flame, and, as if a confirmed-by-His-pears, God, while doing-so!
In-Deed, i am the only Christ i know, and the only one you have ever heard of__who has the real ability to bring-about this piticular predicted Biblical-prophesy; in which where The Christian Establishment itself, and any orginazition which favors it__will be brought to it's knees; while being forced through me and the legal-challange i support__to amend & atone for it's own crimes against humanity!

YES People, Followers, Deciples & Man-kind alike...I am The-CHRIST; that although i may__from time to time, not exactly know who He is, or, live my life quite accordingly to the way He would, there can none-the-less be little doubt: I have been brought into this world with real-mission__that if God truly does exist, there can be no doubt...it is to do His work__for which i have arrived!

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> > > In The Desert

With all my heart's conviction...
There is nothing i would like more, than to go over to The Mosque to-day, and, get confirmed! I mean, the sooner i do this, my life will change so dramatically; it may be as the differance between night-&-day! And as eather important, dangerious, and wonderfull as those changes might/should be, i have no problem greater marching towards my/Destiny__ than the task of fighting back the tears which swell in my eyes; from being in-trusted with this nobel-honnor my God has bestowed upon me, and, for the benifet of man-kind alone!

There's no doubt i am prepaired for the role i must now play, in the compleation of my/Mission. Like a biblical-character of-old, i may have been in the desert forty years. But for the following ten, i have not only seen The Promised Land, i have prepaired it well, and, my/Throne with myself placed within it, has been launched on solid ground; which will not only be understood through prophesy, but every living person on the entirity of this globe, and this-time..,.all these things have been designed to occuar within my/Lifetime! I have made, and am, a force to be reconed with; while now truly...the world is my oyster!

So what am i afraid of? Why do i not go down to The Mosque, today, this instant; without worry even of what i will wear, and, enrole in the program? Am i afraid that maybe i was/am wrong__in the end, and, although always i have had my beliefes confirmed__by anyone i've ever talked to, really these people knew nothing of what they were responding to...they just didn't understand that, YES, i have become The Christian God! No No! Everybody understands; that the only thing keeping me from The Mosque is: Time Restraints, Ay

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Not In Anger...

Some people see work as their salvation, and true__indeed, it too is mine; though there are days when in have to suspect it might have all been invented__for no other reason than to be a hinderance to me and my/Plans Ay! I mean...here i am working my little ass off, painting an apartment downstairs; when i take a break. I have been very carefull too, not to take my breaks until a compleat coat throughout the room i'm working on at the time has been finished, because, such activity on my part__when actually working in the very building i live in, always requires an ounce to an ounce & 1/2 of hard liquer/ mixed in some concociousion or another lol

Anyway...Sitting on the second-floor landing, smoking a ciggratte and enjoying the rest__between a sip or two, one of the neighbours comes out of his house, and, starts yelling at me, aparently because...and i know you're going to enjoy this: > > >Wait for it...
"I WAS YAWNING TOO LOUDLY"!!
The guy's a little creep actually~~ who cut the lines for my climbing been-plants once this summer, and, needs to be a few times too meny__punched in the face, of which i like to think of myself as being all a-willing for such activities engauged-in Ay!
"some day my dream may come" haha

This would have, you understand__been enough; To instantly make anyones day, and, especially someone's as mine: Who is'nt afraid to defend innocent-actions__at the top of His lungs; while claiming to be understood as The &-often Their-own Christian God! And if such anouncments are heard clear to the other end of the block...That Means Nothing to/Me!
THE TRUTH IS THE-TRUTH, AND, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SOFTLY YOU SPEAK IT, OR, HOW LOUDLY...
> > > It Just Is Ay!
So in the end, We guess this isn't really about work; weather i like my job, or, find some way to complain about experiances suffered there. For me, it is not in anger, where any representive forces lie-in-wait__to strike-out; in an attempt to leaviate stress from the job-site, or, my simple mind. And i guess also, i will continue doing the best at my job, no matter what project is being worked-on at the time, and, ocaisionally yawn; when the mood strikes...Ay?
But don't worry. Just because i try to catch my berath once in a while, i haven't put anything on my plate, that i am not fully capable of consumming__totally! So yes...i may huff & puff through'out the course. But when you do finally come to realize my conviction, if that somehow as yet has excaped you, know that i will not leave the table untill i am both properly stuffed, and, you pleased mearly to furnish the needs of my sustinance>>>Thank - Y O U !!

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> > > "Hypocrisy" Ay!! 0k...in The America's

Here i am doing something i once wanted to believe was so innocent; which is actually viewing an old episode of "star-trek" The-Original-series; when i am forced to suddenly realize: If The Established Church were allowed to have it's way, such television broad-castings__would be compleatly removed from the air-wawes! This attitude of course, would fly flat in the face__of one piticular member of Star'SHIP "Enterprize"...a Lutennant of Comucations, and a conversation she once engauged-in__with a one Mr.Billy Grayham!

As i recall...the story goes: This fine African Queen, requested audiance with Mr.Grayham, because, she had a personal conflict__between playing her roal on television, and, what that represented in the minds of the 'Black-movement' of the nineteen-sixties. Personally, that she would have ever even given such considration to the subject, i find enlightening; realizing how most of us would have simply picked-up the cheque every week, and let our publisit's handle the real heavy lifting/so-to-speak.

We know how most of the story turned-out, i guess, because after-all, The Lutennant never did give-up her position, and, the show went on to fantastic success! In fact: How meny of us don't still watch it today__from time to time, Ay?
The Point-is: How difficult it would be today, for eather Mr.Grayham, or, The Established Church, to stand behind those same words, he gave of encourragment__all those decades ago. But the incedious thing is: It's not the original words of encouragment__given to this poor woman, that have become out-dated, but because...these same words__no-longer apply in todays-world, or could not be consentrated, or, pondered-upon__in the same once enlightened attitude; being over-powered by other-intrests__more inclined we keep our head in the sand and our ears blocked from anything immaniganative such as space-travel, or quite-frankly, Evolution-it's self!
So WHAT do you-want, ME, to say > > >
"Fuck The Established-church, and any orginazition which would support such narrow-minded attitudes!"
And I HOPE: You fuck/Them__every bit as hard as WE intend to do anybody; who has expressed__in the past, the poor-judjement of attempting to mess-with-US, Ay!
Peace&LOVE my/Children, P&L Huh

IN-DEED:
THE 1ST. LESSON U MIGHT WELL LEARN IS:
I, My/little-Kitties, you whom for the better part of two-thousand (2000) years, have made false-claims of me...Well I have come to dispell all of, Ur, non/Sense!
AND WE ALL KNOW WELL OF WHAT I MEAN Ay!
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Isn't That Special

Sometimes, We, have to wonder: Would it make more sense were i to wear this Jesus/THING more forcefully? It could be that were i to do so, not as meny people would try to FucK with Us all the time! But then of course, i do realize that if i were to say...have my I_Christ Twitter-address embroided across the back of my leather-jacket, or, TheMinisterOfCool riding up the side of my chaps... there would always be that one reject__who might approatch me unkindly, and so i don't. I mean people have the most puzzeling way of dealing with things they eather don't understand, or, in meny cases__refiss to believe.

All this of course has nothing to do with the particular situatition i'm going through now. It's at work you see, the place where i'm house-painting__at the time. This is where my/Glory &/WONDER are most recently being challanged; while quite frankly, my Darlings, We have been a painter a Hell of a time longer than we've been some frigging-God; that to have our job challanged...We Are NOT Amussed !! But to have my abilities challanged in such a way, you will soon learn, well i can't say simply: Isn't that special, but, probably there is a special place in Hell for folks who decide to FucK with me in this piticular way; weather they know i'm The Little FUCKING Baby Jesus, or, even if, as in this case, they don't!

It's like this, you see: I haul my fat, lazy ass out of bed, and yet while knowing i'm a God, and because if the miracles i have secretly preformed__were the world to learn of them, surely there would be no need of me to work for the-Man ever again, and i go to work; deturmand, and, sucessfull usually of doing not only my best, but, the best even that i can do. Simply put: I paint prepaired-walls until they look the most perfact they can while still on this side of Heaven lol

Anyway...When i go to work, i'm like everyone else__really. And like every other house-painter, from the time i start the task, until the time when i will be finished, those walls are mine, i own them, and, the ownership of those walls will remain mine; until such time as i inform the owner, or whom'ever i am working for that: I'm finished. Naturally,once i've put the second coat on on one of my little walls, i would expect that if anybody is going to touch them, say like the-plaster/Guy...well for certian they would have the respect to inform me of what problems they found__before messing-up my work with fresh, wet-plaster, Ay?

O! Sure, i can believe that after Twenty-Nine (29) years, suddenly my work has gotten all a-shotty and careless. Yes...i can believe that in this house i'm working at now, paint-drips, meny, meny paint-drips__rolled down the walls; that the plaster-guy had to chip it away and re-plaster it; the very moment i turn my back and leave for home! And of course i can believe that somehow my work is going to be considered so poor-quality, that i have to be taken off the job, and watch as my duties are being given instead to...yea you guessed it, The Plaster Guy.>>>Nuff Said?
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To Set-0ff The Heathen's 2-Day

I just recall: Going to the job-site yesterday, i encountered__as often is the case, Johoiva Witness ladies; pawning their little booklets, and, as, just-as-often is the case, i presented myself Saying: "Did you know: i am the true-face of this Jesus you preach of, Yea, I Am The Christ...at which point i did & always do instantly give/gave account of numburous miracles recently preformed by me. Now you have to understand: This always happens & did happen this time too__within a blink-of-an-eye; partly because those whom are being addressed, are so overwhelemed__at the time, they are left obviously somewhat speachless! But then of-course, this is a routeen i've been going-through for the better/Part of ten (10) years also; that by now__when i proclaim myself, it can almost be like preforming a well re-hursed play; for the Ten-Thousandth time! In-deed: in the explanation of my true Deity, i have over the years__like i have with my carrer as a house-painter...well, come somewhat of a true, and, respected professional!

Now i don't know about you, but for me...If some Dude came out of no-where__into my life, claiming to be Jesus, and all He asked__although maybe appearing possably somewhat mennissing, at the time__dressed in His leather-atire and all, well really i think i might at least give Him a listen-to__for maybe a minute and a half; especially if i just happened to be pawning-off His/word, to every passer-by in the local Metro Subway Station; as i handed-out my little WatchTower Magazines!
Well... Hipocraties!

Instead, all these two ladied would do, as i stood there__witness to all whom were around__waiting for their bus, was to pretend to be highly engauged in conversation with one another__between glances at me, and, making strange facial expressions to one another. Possablly it was believed i would walk-off within a few seconds; though from my stance, i find it difficult to immangian anyone ever considering i might walk'away from anything i've put my mind to. And obviously something as all-important as my/One Deity, a matter i consider important not only to me, but even the whole of this earth...Well that wasn't going to be the exception i stood on!

I could have told them that they were False Prophets, and that surely my/Father would deny them__ in that, their/Hour of recognition, they some-day would so greatly come to seek; for these Ladies, in all their piety__were actually denying to themselves, and, in this way__to all humanity itself, the very words they claim to preatch! But again i declined, because, i have no need to tell my/Pears of their ultimate-fate.

The news-articles that soon must come proclaiming/Me, are all the recognition i will ever need, or want from these two ladies; who btw, were not so engauged in conversation together that: They forgot to correct and inform me that: "They were not actually selling the Word of God, but simply handing it out."
Of course i never said that they were selling the Word of God, and that ploy, i realized, really was ment__on their part, to distance themselves from even the possibality that i might actually have a chance of being this/Christ they speak of; since after all... i just aledgedly proved my imperfection, and there'fore could in no-ways be any kind of a God at all!
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Sometimes When I Think

One can not fail to be amaised at a world where something as remarkable as what all has happened to me, could even in the remotest way be possible. And yet, there-it-is! With little convincing on my part, and because of the actual deeds i have preformed, or, more like, caused others to preform__in my name, theorectally i should be able to walk into any established Christian-church, and not only claim to be it's long lost Son, but have it publicly confirmed by them. Of course that's the world the established-church created, and, not the one where which you and i live in.

No my/Friends, the world we live in is one where i won't be waiting to be invited to make my claims, and then sheepishly awaiting aproval of them. Instead i shall be a-busting/down the doors, and backed in armor through the believes of an entirely new partner__other than Christian Establishment! And in that moment__when i have joined forces with The Muslim Peoples's, the power that i now have, and the ability i retain to alter the course of human-endeverment, will have been increased a hundred-fold; while the whole of this earth__suddenly will know of my existance, and yes__for those whom have personally betraied me, there will be a trembeling at my feet & a-gashing of the teeth!

So i am forced to ask myself: What's taking me so long to claim my throne? Surely after all i have done, i need no more proof that i am This/CHRIST. And to reveal myself, i cannot be afraid of being cloistered, or hidden-away in some ofter fashion; where mine/Enemies will be kept at distance__for my own safty. We can be equally certian there is no need to wait-upon some other person in history, to fill the role i play now; while believing they could possibly ever have a case against The Christian Establishment, anywhere as dammaging as what i hold within mine/Hands at this present date.

I also put it to you that: Come-on-Folks, it's taken 2000 years for this/Return to take place, that from what i've seen, and undoubtabuly you too, the people of this earth cannot aford to wait another Two-Thousand years__for the prophesies to become true! But never mind, because, God, must, i have to believe__know what He's doing; since there is no more a deturmand, bold,and yes, magnanimous person than this one here; that We both know threats against my life, my safty & my liberty, never will be enough__as they have all to often tried in the past__to stop me, or, make one inch of my journey un-traviled! And the path i'm on is, and always will be, one which leads to the betterment of human-kind, and, into enlightenment!

So weather The Church believes this/Thing is going to happen, or weather it thinks its stories were ment as nothing more than a way to confuss and control humanity, whose words none-the-less__which predicted my/Return, are in all account about to be realized, because my/Friends, it has been given to me to do this thing! And in the name of God, and through The Father's-will alone, i shall soon rize from the grave, be brought down from that cross, or make my appearance in any other way which will be all understanding & enlightening to every soul on this planet. All you need ask yourselves, people, is: Can the Earth aford to wait another 2000 years for promises to be kept/No!

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More Powerfull Than Mr.Obama Am I

I believe: People should be careful not to over'look the power i command, even in this very moment now; while they are of the only-few to to know that at all__i exist, and, have there'fore: "Come-into this/World, AGAIN", just as it was once predicted would be the case!

Now admittidly: Some people think i'm nuts, so much-so that my last sentence __doesn't even make sense to them! No matter, because, well one: Such folks sometimes have to be considered in the same breath one would a simpelton. And two,: They undoubtabuly fail to understand anything as complex as the phisical-workings of acient-prophesy. And they obviously don't know that: "There are a great deal of Political-people & other people of high-power, who live their lives in accordance to this stuff, and pratically__when they can get away with it, run or rule the Earth with the same like-minded direction towards such mystical-pratices!"

For certan such simpeltons, if that really is all they are, well they doubtfully know even The State of Isreal was founded/built in accordance to some people's interpitation of Biblical-prophesy. And again...No Matter, since i am not only fully capabul of bringing such enlightenment to the world, but am also deturmand to do so.

And when in say: I am more powerful than even The President of The United States of America & The Leader of The Free-world, just as asuradly as i am more important than eather he, or, any-other human-being beneath him, this too you can be certin of; since it is i whom holds judgement over their lives/ even their after-lives; not the other way around, Ay!

In-Deed bewear, and be-warned, for all i need do is:
Attract public-attention to my cause, and, Humanity-it's/Self will vanquish all whom choose eather not to believe-me, or, believe in-Me! And what's more, i am not deturmand by the days of my Turm-limits, and no one has power to ask me to vacate office according to some Constutition!

So when you read that, ask your'self:
Where does it sound like i'm going to be backing away from anything? How could it appear that in any way possible, i intend to be anything less than victorious? And after reading my web/PAGE, and understanding__with all Establishments attempts to make alterations to that page, that i have__more times than eather of us can count, caused This Same Christian ESTABLISHMENT to take steps; all of which no other man on this globe has the power to cause them to do...
And it is the threat of their exposure, just as it is this same threat of mine, which has, and will for as long as i exist__given & gives me such power in this world__more wonderious than few men even dare to immagian possible.
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A Bow to The Queen of Talk

Ok! I won't deny Oprah this one or two things...an interview to-day with The Jackson's, and to-morrow, Little George Walker Bush, or, more precisely__The Anti-christ: two shows in no way am i missing, so, Oprah, yea...you be the-Queen. But i'm watching the shows obviously not because of some great need to see Oprah__in all her glory, but, instead for the interview'ies Ay!

I mean we all know what a Bitch Oprah is, and that really she has no buisness getting-up in anyones face__about anything; or at least some of us know, and, the rest just heard, Cher, tell us so; all those meny years ago__after she did an hour with The Mighty O, and, was compremized through some questions__ which were supposed to be off-limits; Cher remarked in some later magazine-article: Oprah was a Bitch! Hummm...

As i think about it, that interview, Oprah did with Cher, must have been around the very same time i ended-up, because of my own personal-dealings with Oprah, turned her into The Biblical Whore of Reveloution, and then wrote to All The Christian Establishment; warning them in my own special way that: "With all God's Glory & Power, i was comming after them and they whom would deny me, betray me or abuss me in any other way, and especially those whom would commit such travisty against my personage__in protection and complisity of, The Mighty Miss Oprah Winfrey!"

And quite frankly my dear, with this world's ass now marched-up to the very Gates of Armageddion themselves, and me retaining the ability to open them__should i wish...well not much of my warnings, or, prophesies have not been adminastrated-to; even though i would have prefured it were: my/Words not so often and foolishly challanged, until there was no option__that i fulfill them!
O! See how The Mighty have fallen, for no matter what they may gain in this-world, i now have ultimate power over their wicked souls, and, in this way have been vanquished of mine/Enemies!! amen

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Is That What You Think

You think that:
Because in the eyes of some, i have become The Son of God, i am not also damaged-goods?

You think that:
Although meny have gained through me, while personally ignoring me, is nothing more than their being ...what, good buisness-people?

You think that:
Since i am only fulfilling prophesy__which was predicted long-ago, that somehow i am not affected by it now?

You think that:
Although i have been un-fairly used to spill innocent blood, that in a modern-world there can be no consequences?

You think that:
Although i have been confirmed, by my very pears themselves__as this person i present myself to you as now, and, will continue to present myself as__for as long as there is any remenent of a Christian World anywhere upon this earth, somehow today is mearly something you shall wake-up from; as though it were nothing more than a dream?

Is That What You Think?

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Who's/SIDE Would Thee Be On

Oh! Enemy, Hater of Mine/GOD ...
U>>> Whom Trust-Not my/Word!
Do you not know:
With little more than the mear utterance-of-speach, or, a carfully wertten-letter, save you kill/Me, or, in some other way__ make it impossible for me to properly function, i shall ever hold power over you, and, the-workings-upon__the whole-of-this/Earth, and also will i do-so always__under the/Wise-guidance of My/GOD!

Do you not know:
If you, do/Not-believe, and mess-with/Me, you should be certian i am being somewhat lacking in the explanation of my/Abilities; here, now: "For i can send you, and all like you__into the pits of disparity, up-to The Gates of Armageddion Them-selv'es, and, have i already done/So!
Need it be Now, i Must Push-you Through Them Aswell?"

Do you not know:
To understand these words, and, heed-them/Not, is of no intrest to/Me, for i have all that i ever will, or, have-ever needed, and know i have come to fulfill The/LORD's-Will, not that of any man, not even my/Own! Alas, and, in-deed if it's true and: You Do Not Know what it is to put your trust in/Me, i will show you, in-fact: "Just Watch Me!"

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I Might Have Issues/but

With The Amercian Adminastration, i may have my/Issues, more serious than any man has had with any political-adminastration__for the past Two-Thousand years; some might say! However, even i know there are limits, and not only understand how to, but know that it is important to__Play Fair! Subsequently, you can understand my/Outrage the other day, when i was going about my buisness; only to stumble-upon some little/ShiT, trying to gauge public-intrest in The Hati-earthquake, by depicting a picture of Barack Obama with a FucK'in Hitler-mustash!!

This my/Darlings is: An insult to every Black person on the face of the planet! This is an insult my/Pets, to every Amercian-citizan across that same planet! This too my/Friends is an insult and an infraction even against Hati its -self; a distraction from the very events such posters claim they are trying to help. Such behavior my/Wonded-people's, is an infraction against all-Humanity it's-Self, and as a poster on T.V. well reminded me the other day...
Only Hitler is FucK'ing-HITLER !!
AND TO DEPICT THAT MONSTER IN SUCH A WAY, IS TO GIVE THE Little-BASTARD MORE POWER IN-DEATH__ THAN EVER HE HAD IN LIFE!!

Don't worry however, you can be sure: my/Outrage at what was so rudely slaped before my face, failed to dissapear into the distance; as i calmly walked by__unconcerned with this great travisty before mine/Eyes!
There was a public__almost violent, nearly hands-on display of: a-Hoot'in & a-Hollor'in at this dude; at the very top of my voice! Windows on the highest-floors of down-town buildings were probably ever for the first time being a-jared, so that the occupants inside could witness true, just, un-banished disreguard_for an Establishment which would permit such flegrant acts of disrespect__to go-by unquestioned/never punished!
My/Distain reached so far into the Heavens, airoplains passing over-head surly were putting their landing-gears down early, but, as a matter of habit; as they lowered their altitude and witnessed the-Soul's of our dead relitives rizing-up to pass them, and who wish only to now abandon this/Place they once so bravely fought & gave their lives for!

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Daddy Must Love ME

I don't know why life has to be so FucKing-hard~all the ShiT & abuse i must constantly go-through...
I'm a good person, i have a solid head on my sholders, i have gained the right to respect/the simple fact that i could__should i wish, have others blow theCRAP-out-a-this-place, in my name, and that i don't__proves i'm a worthy human-being!
So why is it so often those closest to me, those who know my power & how WONDERIOUS/it-be...Why are they always constently to test my paitence!!



You see: i can't believe my roomie doesn't realize there's no reason i should have to pay his rent every month, bc, he can't seem to come-up with the cash when he's supposed to?
But then i can't believe he never said: "He's Sorry", for the last-time he did this, and, i got the snot beat-out-of-me by the landlord/my Boss; when i didn't have the funds to cover the boy! Maybe it's just me of course, but, doesn't everybody desurve a certian ammount of respect!!



The-Boy knows he lives with Christ, however. He even asked me the other day: "Why do i want to be Jesus?" So could he possibuly think that with his comming-in all weekend with pizza's & the-like that: i didn't realize he got his pay on the pay-date it was supposed to come-in!! Wehn he told me: He would go to the bank in a few minuits, or, on other occaisions__when he got home from work my money would be with him...somehow now i'm expected to believe all this money he was spending & all the beer, well no that's not because i should have any reason to expect that as he said: I was going to get my money in a timly order and in full?



Maybe of course, and i say just MAYBE...when people think their pulling the woll over my eyes, it's not because they can't understand i non-the-less see their deciet, but, they think: "If they can play with me this/way & get away with it, well maybe that makes them some'how as powerful as a God, and that there'fore they have no reason to expect ever that i might take it to mind i must get even?



And so it is this & things like these: that make it so easy for me to ponder leaving The Christian Faith. Other than my selfish need to earn a living & survive, Christianity has seldom offered me anything i am desurving of. Even in becomming "it's very God", has not been enough for those around me__to show me the respect i well by now desurve. To that all i can say is: When i do take that final-step, and cross the threshold of into Islam & hopefully the hearts & soles of those i hope to be my Brothers and Sisters...well it better-be i'm not all that disturbed with You CHRISTIAN, bc, I just might forget to inform my new-love & The Muslim Faith/PEOPLE's>>>
"Really I'm Not A Radical" and i wouldn't want anyont to take revenge for/Me Ay?

But Alas: i know at least my Holy, Beloved-Father & The One i trust most to bring me down from that cross__so the whole of this earth soon will know of my existance...i know that He must love me, and, even in times when i don't love myself, bc, on every ocaision when my ass should be in the fire, somehow He always manages to pull it out. And, i have a new contract which covers twice what that Little ShiT is supposed to pay in both rent & the great/Honor of actually knowing/being within my presents!



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Knock Me Down Why Don't You

You Know...That, Sol, really likes to be a hard-azz, and treats me in way's, that were i ever to treat another human-being likewise__eather living or dead, he would kill me for it! He wants everything to be perfact, which means he wants everything his-way; especially if you have been properly trained to perform your tasks, in a fashion somewhat out-of-step with his own thinking. And my/Goodness...were you ever to miss an apointment__or be a few minutes late~~
So you can immagian my pleasure in having him hold-up my personal dealings, for over a week__by promissing to pay in-advance for a job he wants done, and then not comming-through__when he was supposed to. I mean, with this guy, you have no choice but to wait for him to come-around, because, if one rushes him, i have learned, more-than-lickly he's going to re-neg on the whole deal, and, threaten never to give you work again! So i waited, and i waited. Then i did something that seamed like: waiting-some-more.

It's now three days since, Sol, has called me, only to say: "Don't worry, he hasn't forgot about me, and, that he can't talk further, because, his cell-phone's/charge is low"; a problem that, somehow, seems to presist for another three days! Durring all this time, i've had three outside-jobs to finish for my other Boss, and can only do this work when the weather permits. At least two/ perhaps three good days have come and gone, that in which i have had to stay at home, because, Sol could just show-up without warning at my door. And if i'm not home at the time...well we can just forget him comming-back. And naturaly, with all the things i need some calm moments for__in my mind, before i actually do something as important not only myself, but, for even all Humanity It's Self__such as change my Religion & even my name hopfully as Jesus Thomas-Christ, certianly one understands this matter has needed be postponed; while i'm pratically pulling the hair out of my scalp__one by one, in nervious antisapation!

Finally at desperations-end, i decide to call, Jamie, knowing after speaking with him__if i place my words correctly, hardly a moment will pass__before he's on the phone once more; gossiping our conversation over with, Sol Ay
However, for the first time and to the greatest of my supprise, my little trick didn't work! I managed to pull-out from the boy that: he hadn't been on-site with Sol for a short-while, but, this never stoped him from picking-up the phone before! And i'm quite serious about that~ Naturaly i'm getting a little nervous by-now too. But i still let another day pass, because, i suspect Sol would detect any voice-trembeling, and use it against me; as always Huh

So anyway's, finally i'm in the truck with Sol, after hyiking-out on the bus to The West island. He tells me to meet him at, Allen's, the fish-store owner he introduced me to a number of years ago. I arrive first, say hi to Allen, and wait outside a good ten minutes. Sol goes in, speaks to Allen another ten minutes, comes out, reads the note of payment i've been told to write-up, and passes me Two-Fifty. Of course it was supposed to be $300.oo originally, but, look who were working with here Ay

Now i want to say, Sol's a ShiT__for cutting me down to Two-Fifty__after promising and making me write a note earlier__for 300, and, that the only thing i think-of when in his presents is: "why don't you knock-me-down-further?"
However, before i had a chance to put the money away, i had been instructed that we were going to see his cousin, Natily, who also was giving me a Hundred Bucks in advance, to do some painting at her house. As i start writing a note for Natily, strugeling with what's now Three-fifty in my hands and not an available empty pocket to put it in at the moment, Conni, another of Sol's workers at the restraunt comes over to pay me a promised tip of $40.oo from when i painted her new apartment earlier in the summer.

So really, in spite of all the ShiT the guy gives me, how can i seriously stay mad at that. On top of everything else, he also seems to be accepting of the fact latly__more easily, that i'm as he says: The Re-incarnated Christ. And we both know the only place he could have got that phrase from, had to be one of my/blogs, web/Pages, or, maybe my Twitter-account; which of corse means he must have been actually reading me. And my/Darling's, for Sol to read me...Well you have to understand: This Would Be The Highest Form Of Flattery Ever Preformed Eather Above Or Beneath The Clouds Of Our Inhearitance !!
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No More Chances MySpace

You know...writing a blog is hard-ShiT!
And it dosn't help when Ur popsting one, to have the site crash, and the peice ur working on__dissapears into thin-air!
I will for that reason, never be using http://myspace.com/theministerofcool1
ever again!

I mean, i am not intelectually in-capabul of operating more than one blog/site at a time, and, in fact feel a great need to do so__even now__still!
It's nice, i think, to have your life seperated into compartments, sometimes. And for that, MySpace, did provide some service; in the beginning. But it's well over a year since that bug infected the system, and, before the last time i loged-on__in that same year, i had not done-so even once anyway; that sickened was i with their shotty-opperations down there!
So now it's "FaceBook" Baby. It's Facebook all-the-way! And i even added new pics 2-day!
But By-FucK Ay! I wish i remembered to open that account under the name of, I_Christ, instead of, The Minister of Cool, though even the/God's can't be exprcted to think of everything LoL
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2-Day's The Day...Ay!

It's about watching The Antique Road/Show, and, then claiming my antique-crown~~You-Know...the one i havn't worn for the past two-Thousand years!
Yea, that's right, Babe, i'm about to march my lazy, fat black-azz down to the local Mosque, and surrender to my Heavenly-Father my/Soul; in the name of my Brothers & Sisters there!

Now everything's subject to change, and i have to admit:
This is an entirly differant day__than when you first startyed to read this latest/Post.
What hasn't changed however, is the fact that:
Time, neather the forces of negitivity, will prevent me from eventually getting down to The Mosque; any more than my ability to alter the course of Human-endevorment__will be ever__in the slightest way, deminished!
But i don't have to brag, because, i'm just telling you the-TRUTH~~Ay Christian!

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Oh Heathen...I Do Anything I/WANT

And you know why?
Well it's not only because, I'm J e s u s, but due to the fact that:
"I only want to do what's right!" And that, My/Darluing's, is exactly how the anouncement of my/Glory was pronounced to-day; as i returned home__from work, riding on the Subway. However the gentelman i was speaking to, at the time, was no Heathen; since such encounter was still at least an hour away__in the making.

It was an intresting conversation however, that is if you could call me lecturing a much older gentelman, and winning every point, a conversation; of course. I mean he only asked to sit down, but, i think his exact words were: "Do you have to take-up all three seats?"
Hummm...REALLY! "Is That gonna-Do/Not"
Now you got-it...



I don't have to take-up three seats: I said, moving my feet from where they rested__him all too prepaired to occupy the one he only thought was going now to be vacant.

"I'm not going to be stuck with these long legs in a corner: i then continued, taking position in the new arrangment__almost un-intentionally knocking the poor man over in the process at the same time.
One wouldn't think that to be the baises for good-conversation; unless they were prepaired to comprehend my willingness to boast my achivements__that is haha

Anyway...After having it confirmed to me that: "Through Oprah's-deceat, and the wickedness surrounded by that situatition, after being confirmed by both my Church & Religion as, The Prodigy Child, after causing that for the first time in North-Amercian history, The Church now too would finally recive Fedreal Funding__that now like, Jesus, i too have fed my multitudes, once making his mind certian that: again through/me...this world has been led-up to The Gates of Armageddion__where i retain the power still within me to__should i choose, open them & push Humanity through,
once leaving no doubt i hold within mine/Hands legal-challanges against The Christian Establishment__worth countless Billions & the ability to launch Rightfull, Holy-Reveloution against mine/Enemies__whom are the same enemies to all humanity itself, and having these and other facts confirmed by this compleat stranger/ where-by he said:"I know how to scare them and he has confidance in my/Mission", well... pritty much anything would be somewhat of a let-down after that, Don't You Think lol

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If You Want To Know The TRUTH

If u want 2 know The-truth:
I Like Being J e s u s...I LIKE IT A LOT!

I'm just not crazy about the circumstances, which caused me to become this/Person! And then i am neather compleatly satisfied__with all the circumstances, which allow me to continue exist, as this/Person.
But that my friends is simply called/LIFE!
& in/Life, as they say...Shit Happens Ay!

Of course, it would be nice & a whole lot of apreachition would be felt,__on my part, if like when The Original Jesus was around__people would understand that i'm also on the side of Humanity, and, that: "It is their fight i engauge in!"
It would be nice: If people realized i'm not all that intrested in the meny Billions in funds__this case could provide me with, but instead __that it's really simply enlightenment i seek!
But then it would also be nice if Establishment hadn't used my/name for the past 2000 years__in ways that now can only scare the shit out of humanity; as it sees me as an indivigual only intrested in making folks suffer; for not following what have been taught as My Golden-rules, or, some such crap!
But as i've said before: "It's the winners that get to write the history." And once you've had yourself thrown-up-against some cross, and, had spikes hammered through your living-limbs, well...how one gets to call themselves a winner after that, might be somewhat difficult for some people;__even for myself__at times, to understand!
However, don't think such words project a defeatist-attitude here, because, when i consider all the un-mentioned, un-realized, but, no-less, miraculious preformances i have created, and, as i see how meny of these deeds__do actually put me in the position where humanity can now easily accept me as, The Reincarnated Christ, it is more than a little difficult for me to continue playing this game with myself: where i try convince myself i don't believe!

Yes, indeed, i am more sure now than ever__that for the past two-Thousand years, no other man has been placed on this
Earth; capable of making such a claim, and, been right in the doing-so!
Alas Oh World...Witness My/Wonder & Glory,
Oh Humanity...Witness My/Glory &~WONDER!

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Say WHAT...Huh!

I'm not driving a car right now, as i allowed my licence to lapse, and, in Quebec__once one does this, they have to not only take their tests again, but, even en-roll in a corse at a local
driving-school.

Of course for me it's worse than that...naturally. The fact is that although after returning from Edmonton__where i drove for four (4) years, i drove in Montreal for another four (4); where i got tickets, sitations, and, fines! For some reason, however, there seems to be no record on-file, that suggests i ever drove a car, or, the Quebec licence-dept can't find such records anyway!


The point is:
Through the difficulity of getting a new licence, it has become neceassary for me to utilize public-transit; which is a good-thing/let alone "green", but, something that also always allowes me to be within a closer-proximity to my/People.





Now you have to understand...i like people, i must, or, why would i have laied my life on the line, and, allowed myself to be put in harms way__so meny times in the past ten (10) years; as i attempt to prove to the world: i am the thought behind both Rosie O'Donneal's & Oprah Winfriey's magazines, and, that because of political-corruption & influance__through this fact & Establishments need to hide it from the public, somehow humanity has been led-up to The Gates of Armageddion, and, in the eyes of prophesy, i have become Christ!
In-deed...these are not things ment for public-ears, So They Think!



And so you're asking:
What does all this have to do with public-transit, i bet?
Well it happened again, didn't-it~Public-transit seems to be where i preform all my most glorious-revelations, isn't-it?
But as the words spewed-forth from my mouth__confirming to all within ear-shot__that: i was & am The Expected CHRIST__there admist their presents, through the by-standers shocked-bewilderment__of what they were witnessing__in my graunder, there could be no doubt; every one of them__believed, i actually was J e s u s!
So no matter how meny times i try to get-up in the morning, and convince myself: i have not become this person, This/CHRIST...it never works! By the end of the day, i always know the truth. And when it's a bad day, usually a whole lot of other innicent people, and some not-so-innocent__know: That I Have Become Christ Too!
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A Change is in The Air

I am so ancious to convert to Islam, and become a Muslim; that it becomes great wonderment to me__as to why i have not already done so?

Could it be, i wonder, that i am so afraid__once these people, and hopfully my new Brothers & Sisters__get their hands on me, they will radicalize my/Situation?

Someone taking it into their mind__that the best way to assist The Returned Christ, The Prophesized Muslim Christ, or, whatever other handle they want to put on me...well if they think it would be helpful to say: blow-up a building somewhere, kill a few people some time__in an attempt to bring attention to my cause...

Well i can understand that sort of mind/set, but will mever, ever condone such unnessarry, violent, and desgusting methods!

The Establishment itself, has spilt enough innocent-blood, in their attempt to deni my existance to the world; while at the same time using that same-existance to blackmail, recketeer, corrupt, and, carry-on all sorts of complisit-ofences; with-in their own ranks, and actions__every one of them, personally against both me & the greater-part of ALL-Humanity-itself !!

To be clear, "I will not sink to the level of these Pigs, Whores & War-mongers!"

I have worked too long, too hard, and too much for the fulfillment of my/God's-GLORY, to surrender unto violance__ everything i know & believe in now, or at any point in future-time, i can ponder upon!

In-fact, such behavior will always be resurved for those whom appose me, and in so doing__surrender their souls; that i may have suitable gifts__to hand'over as sacrament to my/Father, so that He may use those same human-souls as His foot'stools!

So really, what am i waiting for? Why do i not go down to the local-Mosque today, and declair my/Existance. Surely i have run this/Thing over and over in my mind, and engauged in conversation with plenty-enough people__enough times now, to be assured this is what i am ment to do? Surely there can be no doubt in my mind, or in that of anyone i have ever spoken to; for me to know: I must now do this/Thing soon!

On top of everything else, the political-situation & the global-enviroment__is ripe, and readdy to be harvested now, today?
Although much of The-message has been wrong__for nearly as long as, Jesus, has been gone, and it is Establishment one can blame for that corruption, one thing remains true more than any other fact. The World, like never before since the passing two-Thousand odd-years, is expecting, perhaps even needing a Saviour.
And if it is me whom is called-upon to play that role, one only needs know: There has never been a more Pig-headded, deturmaned, and capable person to play it !!

So what...What am i waiting for? What can be stoping me from marching-down to The Mosque__this very instant, openly, honestly and honorably-revealing my ten (10) year old war against: The Christian Establishment ?

And from what i see:
The only preventer of my/God's Wisdom & WONDER, the only thing in the way of me being allowed to finally unite Christianity & The Islamic-world, is the fear of violance being perputrated in my/Name.

But how, i wonder, am i expected to feel, when i watch__as the whole of this Earth has been marched-up to The Gates of Armageddion__all in an attempt to deny my existance, so that The Christian Establishment can continue to use me as a dead, voiceless, in-His-grave presonality & Christian God/?!!
And after what all these people have done to me, what right have they to own this Deity__alone to themselves; if even any right at all !?!

Oh how easy it has been for Establishment to put words into a dead, hanging on-the-cross mans mouth! And why would anyone, Establishment especially, ever wish to give-up, loose, or, have taken-away such power?


In-deed, i have a hard enough fight ahead of me; that i don't need even one more drop of innocent-blood to be spilled upon mine/Hands: no matter who is holding the instriments of death!

And i will__for ever long as i walk this earth, appose such actions; no matter who's name they are bring carried-out in !!
Amen


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