Monday, March 29, 2010

You Are the Gloriousness of Me

Well...we spoke too soonly, but maybe not nearly loud enough.

What a day, and especially a morning, because, Daddy, does not apprechiate the need to inform people of his absolute magnificent, magnanimosness__yet being a true-God, hardly can afford to do otherwise__when occaision permits, or more to-the-point...insists.

Really we were just trying to be comfortable__on our way to work this morning, naturally__as always__taking-up three (3) seats on the Métro with my tools, axcessories and out-stretched feet/legs, when this old show-off Geezer decided with all the empty seats availabul, for some reason he needed to sit in mine. We did our best to dirrect him to more comfortable seating arrangments, to no avail however, and was instead confronted by impertinance !!
Need we say: This would not do.

Immeatiately upon being assked__by this smart-alic__if the reason i took-up so much space__had anything to do with a broken-leg__i might be suffering, i let him have-it.

Well...considering, The Establishment, believes me to be, Jesus, i just like to think i have earned the right to be comfortable: I said.

Now we're not absolute idiots here, as anyone who's been reading me knows, and had no preconceeved thoughts that such a bold statment made to a compleat stranger__who's only intention might have been to get-up-my-ass, was going to go-over smoothly. In-other-words...we got the look, you know the one...where people try to make you feel insignificant, unimportant, even crazy__if they could get away with it.
Of course...that's exactly what we were going for, because, at at the crack of dawn, or any other hour i decide to haul my fat-ass out of bed, no even before i have had time to collect properly my-wits, this is one place rudeness, pushy-attitudes, or any other kind of ShIT is lickly going to be accepted !! No my"darling's" i don't take crap from the hirockicery and i don't take it from the-pesentry/my-peeps and my'love*

I guess that's why the lady next-door appoligized to me, and bought me that beer her Daughter vandelized yesterday tehe And i would feel badly about calling her a BiTcH, except for the fact that she said: "She likes to be called a BiTCh, and wants to believe she really is one." Well nobody better call me a Nigger...i'll tell you that, and hardly expect her to__since she's apparently married to one lol

Anyway...What's the point, or: Why are you the gloriousness of me?
The truth of the matter is: there is nothing more i like, enjoy and rellish__than the oppertunity to blow an unbelivers mind !! I don't need anybody to call me, God, The Reincarnated Christ, or any of that other ShIT!! But i will not be disrespected__by anyone. And so i had no other choice really. This man in his seventh-decade of life, had to learn there was more to the world than his simple mind understood, and, as-i-saw-it, there was no better person than me to teach him. After explaining what i had accomplished, and, who i had become through doing-such, there seemed no better way to end this confrentation with the words:
I have created the same miracles as, Jesus, and surpassed them !!

Now what joy can be expressed, what more rightious words could ever be spoken__than to hear this compleat stranger say to me__with a much more approving look than when we started:
"I understand" He said. Needless to say: When he got-up to make his station, he was eather so overwellemed, or perhaps a little-bit embarrassed__that somehow he forgot to say good-bye. But for the continuation of our ride together__side-by-side, i was confidant i had already made him feel so uncomfortable, that his missing-manners came as no supprize tehe haha lol

And of course perhaps in an attempt to compensate, apparently Daddy picked-up an eleven-room contract this morning for a painting-job from yet another person who thinks i'm Jesus, and Jeffery's Grandmother finally called with lots of work for me to do. That and the contract's i'm doing presently__i guess i can finally start stopping worrying about the electrics/Hydro, as there is no-way that bill can go now without being not only paied, but paied-in-full !! Wheauuu !!

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Sunday, March 28, 2010

Hey "What's Going On" Fuck...Ay !!

I mean really !!

I thought when i started behaving myself, and stoped parting so-much, things were all going to start running so smoothly.

Well what a fool am i !!


The last time i put all my silly games aside, within two to six weeks((i can't quite remember...well within that time i re-invented Oprah, and she had a magazine on the stands because of me !!


With all i have achived within that time__to now, i would have expected in the recent past six-weeks of my cleanizeniess, something of comprabule demise((lol__might have since happened...


And at the very least, because i have been stright all this time, i should have a thousand Bucks in my pocket/ yet don't,
but instead, sit here a vertual God now/ with nothing to do !!

So Yea...i am fucking-pissed !!

And i just hope i don't have to take-it-out on-somebody !!...
tehe haha fuckingShiT-crapBastard !!

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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Rough Trade

It would have been so easy and less-frustrating yesterday, to play the right-wing version of Jesus. But gosh, i don't know how much fun it would have been. it really is more difficult to convince your own kind you have any marit, than it is to convince those out-side or differant.

i mean it's like they say: "a singer is never apprichaited in their own country". Just take Celin Deion for example. With me...it's the black-race/comunity. Fuck...these people are so rude, so standoffish, so abtuce; when it comes to examining the possibulities of a re-incarnated Christ__in their life-time, and have no tolerance towards examining the situation; other than to be transfixed in skeptisum, disbelife or out-right sarcasum towards me.

I can convince the man at the counter__in the liquer-store that: Establishment believes me to be Jesus and of meny or any of my miracles preformed__he will be certian. and i can pit-on such a convincing show__from start to compleation, before picking-up my bottle and putting it in my bag, before the next cliant usually rolls-up to the counter even.



But to tell a black brother or sister that i might be, Jesus, or even that other people think i am...

They can understand that the most powerful man on the planet is black, but a black-Jesus...it's like pulling teath just to get them to listen.



A right-wing Jesus of course, would be a lot-less tolarent than This-one. I doubt he would put-up with his little "Jesus-baby's" constant

dissapointments, especially when it comes to matters of funds-unavailabul for service rendered, or the questionable remarks to be expewed from the mentioned's mouth !! There in-fact has been moments of experssed dis-respect__to some degree desplaied.

And We rNot amussed !!

Time will tell what comes of this relation-ship, but if there is no dammed respect and constant acqusations, lies and inuendo, well somehow i suspect this boat will suddenly find itself ablase in fire, and run-aground on the streets of Montreal with no-where to go, no-one to take him in.

And personally...I won't give a fuck, especially since i havn't been given permission to do-so so-far anyway hah tehe lol



I mean...for this boy to suggest to me that: He has been having a difficult time sleeping__for the past week or so, and that this is because of some worry he has in his head that "i won't be able to pay the rent and he will be put in the streets" /this is what i mean by: Really !!



So i called Jeffery about the job i did yesterday, to see if he was happy with it and still wants me to do the rest of the house.

Of course we knew there would be only positive reaction from my inquiry, but we were intrested in his Grand-mothers thirty-five (35)buildings actually, and to be certian the boy would be putting-in a good word for me to get the contract. Again...he got another house painted by Jesus Ay...

So what do you think lol



And i'll tell you...getting me the contract for his G/M's pads is the least he can do for me; especially since durring the whole few-hours it took me yesterday to paint those rooms, i had to listen to the hot little stud and his equally hot BF banging-away like a couple of rabits in the next room. Why my dick was so far down and hard in the leg of my pants, i couldn't walk stright. Fuck...i could hardly move__without the friction almost causing me to blow a load !!

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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Busy As A Bee

Well at long-last it looks like the season of "nothing really happening" has passed, and with the-Spring new crops are a-blooming !!

i have so meny irons in the fire in fact, it might get difficult to even check my email for the next couple of weeks. and i just got a new cliant for a rush-job tomorrow out in D.D.O., probably within blocks from where Sol, Debbi and the gang live. it'd be really weard/fun if somebody saw me out there on Friday, and reported back to Sol. i'de bet within seconds of learning i was in the vicinity, he'de be on the phone__demanding to know exactly what i was up-to__as though he owned every street i should walk upon, and i owed him an explination as to what i was doing there.

This new cliant got my house-painting info, from one of my new "posts" where i make no appoligies for being Jesus !! He made no referance to that aspect of my life however, greatfully, and conducted himself with all-manner of professionalisum. i did notice too that since i make referance-to my twitter-accounts, and, mention that my name is, Brannon, all people have to do is: Log on-to Twitter and make a people-search for (brannon) just that, just my first name, and by scrooling-down...they quickly arrive at my "i_christ-Account" !! So all this new-cliant had to do was that, to know he's getting the-real-thing in the morning, and he is getting:
"Another House Painted by Jesus" or at least 2-rooms Ay((lol
And since it's only two rooms, i'm hoping i can get it all done in one day !

There was one high-point of the day, which brought a smile to at least one person__other than myself. that was when returning from the job i have near P iX Metro Station, and seeing a ticket-taker who knows me. I was covered in dust from sanding the cealing, and said to the guy: "See...i have created yrt another miracle...i have turned a black man into a whith one. Ane we laughed, and we laughed, and we laughed !!
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Not That Old Rosie Thing Again

Humphhh...Here i thought i was done with that little((and i will say it: BiTch Rosie O'Donnell, when i had to write the television studios in New York, and have her ass fired fron that show of her's, and, when i needed write the publishers of her short-lived magazing__having that shut-down also; only to be made awear now that she hasn't learned anything.?!

Really...She thinks that by laying-low for a number of years, is going to do it for me...that i am done with her..?
Not...And we are not amussed eather !!
She thinks that with a little bit of publisity, and making the masses ready for her return to the morning, afternoon or any other time/slot of national air-waves, somehow she will excape my might/ deturmanation, vengance and wrath !!
No my Darlings...No !!

This little Twat, this hipocrate, yes this-BiTch...she is as responsible for this fucking-war in Iraq, just as much as our dear little Oprah Winfrey. This little twat, this two-faced BitCh is the other half of the reason George Walker Bush, was able to bushwack the television industry into not asking him the ((right hard-questions, which would have made the war an impossibulity to launch.!! And as long as she is on this earth, or i, there will be no room made for her return to the daily air-waves !!

And we both know you're reading this, myDear, since i have mailed you twice in the past two-days at rosie.com.
So be warned officially now; i will be writting the television excitives yet once again, since the expression of my power against you__
is limitless !!

And to tell the truth: i doubt the industry is in a terrable rush to become publicaly-saturatted in ThiS "conspiricy to commit mass-murder"
any-more than eather you, Oprah or all of the others involved will !!

Hummm...How can i put this in a way the CunT will understand>
and i am sorry, but i have no objections to using foul-language reguarding that-one((
We have all heard the expression, Rosie, "I wrote a few letters and all Hell broke-loose".??

Well myLittleDarling, unfortuantly for you, and all whom appose-me, it would appear the saying is more of a statement__bronzed it truth, rather than the blasphimies more lickly to be pronounced by your common existance...Fuck-YOU !!

Becides of which:
We, The Un-amussed...Well, we are not quite certian__at this point, Oprah, is going to be allowed out of her contract yet; since i may again insist on her putting-in another instalment of hard-years__with her fat-face in front of all the world; when i come to collect myReward !! tehe haha lol

Oh And Agh...by-the-way:
Since i know nowhere else where it could have come from, thanks for the failed-attempt at having one of your Studges call me all the way from fucking-India, and having me try re-configure my computer__so i could get infected with the same filth your bunch is surrounded-by.
Do you think i am a Fucking-idiot...

As if Microsoft has nothing better to do: than personaly call everyone of their millions of users, and try get them to re-configure their machines__so that they won't catch-something dangerious to the computer/ files and shit.
Try again you little Witch...You're tricks do Not work-here, and we know you all too-well from other endevors...

P/S
Even my Teck-Guy laughed his balls-off when i told him about-it, and agrees...It's not always easy being Jesus!! lol
But i'll say this though myFather said we should never:
You Are A Fantastic Fool Woman !!
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

One Minite to My Gloriousness

Where to start, where to start...
but in all seriousness, if there is one single thing i am most proud of:

It would be none of the achivements listed as:

My becomming The "twice-confirmed" Prodigy Child of my Church & Religion/All Christianity.


My becomming canonized by Pope Jhon Paul II as: The "real" First Saint of The Internet.

Not even being confirmed by The Mormon Church & All Christianity as: The Rightful Biblical & Ancestorial King to The Lost Tribe of Isreal, really does it for me.


That i was bestowed both the right and the privilege by the Church's of Christianity to put, Reverend, in front of my name...that's no big-deal eather.



I kept my fellow country-men out of Iraq; once realizing, George Walker Bush, was blackmailing the mass-media conglomerats__by threatening them with exposure; reguarding The Opra Winfrey situation. Yea that would be the one thing i'm most proud of.

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Monday, March 22, 2010

So Much to Say So Little Time

Mornings like this when i get-up, and just want to say: FUCK IT !!"

That little Chinese-dude has still not called, and at this point i am even wondering if really i even have the job. i suppose i'll have to call him yet again, to make sure he was telling the truth when he said yesterday: "He was going to pick-up the paint" !! I mean does he want me to do this fucking apartment or not? Commit Man !!

Then some dip-stick/fuck-head em's me yelling that i have no right to compair myself to Jesus, and of pratically being a sacqurlidge upon the face of this Easter Holiday Celibration !! FucK...i can't stand these close-minded little prigs__who think they know it all but listen to nothing. And when you get right down to it: we can almost all be compaired to Christ__to some degree or another. The only thing constructive he really had to perhaps say was: that i spelled miracle wrongly in my post. Big Deal. (the guy didn't have even a ledgabul email address((a bunch of letters and symboles meaning nothing.

Frankly myDarling's: He's got us so-pissed, baby had to go out and get coffee !!(and we don't drink that a lot lol
What was so upsetting though: Was the way this PuKe said:
"He hopes i get no work from my jobs-post."
Why the little-SnoT wants to suggest i'm, un-Christian, but has no hesitation wishing me misfortune.
Considering i have never wished anyone any unrest, i would call that hipocrosity((any way you spell-it !!

And Oh Yea... I just got the call to meet the-guy downstairs__with all of my painting-equiptment, because, although Daddy doesn't always feel he has to say/express-it, he does none-the-less almost always get what he wants/needs lol
Peace&Love*

P/S
And so, i wonder: How does that little-ShiT feel now, because rather than hiding my head up my ass, like him, i did send "the-LinK" 2myWonder/myGloriousness/&hisGod lol, and the a-Hole will just have to read...
Hummm...Who ever thought men such as this nonBeliever would end-up in The Cronicles of Christ OMG lol*

Oh by the final way...Baby got his little stinking-job, is going to get rightiously plowed/shit-faced/plastered or just palin drunk((as if such a thing could possibuly happen to The Magnificance of me...ugahhh...
And we will be celibrating not only our new-job, but, the one other 4+1/2 roomer afterwards__when this one i just saw is finished !!

Hummm...i guess that little fart-faced creep this morning's curse worked in my favor after-all, because, anybody who has ever crossed This Little Jesus-Baby, well myDarlings, no matter who i was at the time, those people have always had__in the end, to return the-favor ten-fold !!

Hey...i should send that-FucK another email, and tell him just how perfactly my life is what i expect of it.
That'ed blast-him Ay !!

"One dose Not Fuck with Buck !!"
Always been the-rule, Always will...
Need i say more...Even some out-side work has been offered; once i'm done with these two (2) apartments !!
Fuck i'm Cool !!
Shit...What am i talking about:
"I'm The Minister of Cool !!" tehe haha lol

And yet...Why is it this silly-ass left viewing the apartment and ready to work tomorrow, yet we have no idea as to what the street-number is at the door, and there-fore can't go to work until the dude retuens my call and tells me the address?

If one were to ask me howerer, i woul;d have thought the guy would have given me a card with the street number on it, or at least made damm sure the address had been written-down on a peice of paper__before my painter had a chance to leave the car !!

Anyway, no matter what happens really, it looks like Daddy has a new contract to take care of. And the-dude actually respects me. Good Greef...before we were even at the place, and i had a chance to see what i was in-for, as concerning to the job, he already knew he had the littld-God Child lol working for him, and had dissed Sol about thirty times by then too. So...i'm not the only one to think the man's an ass after-all Ay/Not
Hell...i hope thje dude calls me in the morning, because i'm a little bit too shit-faced to be watching the clock !!

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Sunday, March 21, 2010

"Baby Was Not Amused"

We've been as nervious as a long-tailed cat__in a room filled with rocking-chairs; waiting to see if we got that new job or not. The dude was supposed to call me in the morning, but by ten-thirty__hadn't sent the word. One would think after seeing the wonderful job i did for my last cliant, who turned out to be one of his friends__what which introduced us over the phone the other-day, the least he could do is call when he promised; i would think.

Anyway, all turned-out fine in the end. I simply called the Chinise lady, and without asking for it, she furnished me with the guy's telephone number. So the lights/power might stay-on for another month, and i can continue playing, God, i guess lol

Seriously i better find some new work soon, because that little-Jew has me by the balls, and baby is not satisfide with that situation one bit !! Actually, i started posting on my internet job-search sites as:
The One Establishment Thinks is Jesus, saying: "I have web-sites, blogs, twitter-accounts and heve even created meny mericals proving this, that i am known by The U.N., Presidents etc, and, over the course of the next few days or-so, we'll see how that works. Probably i'll start getting some strange email. But that goes with the teriority i guess.
Still...Nobody can say i don't have conviction, or believe in all this stuff. Why this could all turn-out very badly__as far as looking for work. Because anyone looking for a painter, and stumbeling upon Jesus in the quest, has to be quite supprized; one would think lol

Anyway, it's a good thing if, Sol, really gets nasty and continues hasseling me every day, while not offering me any of those jobs he's clinging so hard to...i could always take him to court because of this rat-hole he had me living-in all that time when i first moved-in, and i still have the paper-work all filled-out anyways !! it couldn't supprize him any if i did take him to court eather, were he to get overbareingly obnoxious, since he already knows i'm not afraid to call The Cops on him and have a restraining-order launched against him to-boot !!

And i know, Sol, has a ton of work out-there for me too, but he just wants to hold it back until i'm so despraite__i'll be ready to do it for pennies on the Dollar !! That SucKs and We Are Not Amused !!

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Saturday, March 20, 2010

Please..."L ET MY PEOPLE GO !!"

Bureaucrats & Bureaucracy...what a way to wake-up in the morning !!

Here i am confronted with the obligation of finally doing my taxes for the first time in five years, and when i say (doing my) well actually, baby, doesn't do his taxes but rather has someone else do them for him. i havn't walked into a tax-office in over thirty-five years, and the other two times i've done them, a friend, Ron, filled out the forms.



Subsequently, i wouldn't even know where to locate a tax-office, let alons know who to use, who had the best rates, who would get me the best return etc, and Ron...nobody knowes where to find him/Oh No, i just remembered, ken told me he's still working two-days a week at the old Wolfe Street Rooming-house, and he always refusses to allow me to pay too.



I still don't think that was any excuss for that little rat-bitch down at Axcess Montreal to be so rude, obmissive, and just plain ignorante; when i called asking for a suggestion as to:

"how i might get my taxes done" !!



Why she was so pirt & pompous, and so full-of-herself, because she had all this control as to what information she would give to her coustomers, and what she could hold-back__probably for no other intention than to somehow understand another persons agony__she somehow could make her-self feel better; tucked away in some Government office basement with an ear-peice stuck in her head; while she tried to valadate herself as a Bureaucrat !!

Well Boo Hoo the little-ShIt...it's her job and she picked-it!!



Why i was nothing but the picture of politness, right from the time i took charge of the phone. But all i got__ringing-down the line was this dismissive-attatude, as if she would have rather been doing something other than what we the tax-payers were paying her all too-generiously for in the first place. She angered me so much, that on three occaisions i had to ask if she had any idea even as to who she was talking to; although i never actually offered her that piticular information. i suppose i said it that way mostly, because it was a warning as to what i would next do if she continued with her impertinance; which was of course to ask to, and i didn't say: demand__although i perfactly had the right by this time !!

No...i asked to speak to her Supervisor; not expecting her to actually pass them along, but more-lickly, because of her previous dismissive-attitude__simply hang-up the phone>



((...But just to say:

Let my people go, as maybe she would be better-off looking after her kids Saturday mornings, washing the floors or doing laundry. But as for speaking to common decent folks on the phone, who are asking perfactly innocent, important questions, and much too busy to be trying to make her simple-life difficult, while obligated to pay her enormious salery...Well Forget It !!

But in all seriousness all i'm saying is:
Really !!
That little-twat, that little Squinge-wart...She better be carefull next-time, because it is athorities in such office-buildings as her's exactly, as to who i can__with the carfull assortment of certian well-spoken words__drive to utter-madness. And it wouldn't have taken much warning__while exactly who i was and what i represent would have been ubderstood by that time__for me to have had her ass at the other end of the line apoligizing to me, or else have the fat, blurbery-thing kicked to the-curb !! And i have done that far too meny times than already can be counted.
Hummm...i wonder, was i too generious this morning lol

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

It's Not You and It's Not Me

I know my neighbours must be somewhat freeked-out right now, because of what i have allowed them to learn. But my question is:

"If anything, what it it that worries, disturbs, or possibuly concerns them?" Are they going to change towards me, i wonder? And why? Sorrowfully i believe i might have already witnessed-it__to a point, but want to immagian it's all in my head. In-fact i think it is. But i don't handle confrintation very well, i know, and usually end-up yelling__trying to drown-out my confronters reducoulious arguement; which usually has only arisen out of some kind of jeliously__on their part. And although i have great limits, and can show enorimus restraint, an argument born out of some sort of petty jeliously...that is something i have never in all my life__no matter what the situation, been able to deal with in a polite, calm, and more intuned with my actual personality sort-of-way.

I know in my heart however that: If my neighbours change towards me, it's not because of something i have done. i am the same person i was yesterday as i am today. i have not changed one iota. And just because this case against Establishment i have been forced through my integerity to fight__single-handedly if need-be, just because that in the minds of some people who actually know me well__represents God's return to earth and The Final Battle between the forces of good against evil, i personally am not working for, or, with any intrest in destruction, but enlightenment! i don't believe i am Christ, any more than thoes who know me do, and even although my ability has allowed and taught me how to preform that role__better in meny cases than even did He, be i The Prodigy Child and the one ment to prepair the way for His return, or, even if somehow i am Him, my friends have nothing to feer in me. And as far as jeloiusly goes: Who could possibuly believe This is something which brings me any pleasure at-all. i do what i do surely not even because it is now my destiny, but instead...My obgliation, my duity and what is right, just, pure!!

The point is:
Those whom will over the next few months abandon me now, those whom shall change their personality towards me now...
i can only ask, i in-fact beceach them to ponder what is in their heart, and why it is suddenly there.

BECAUSE:
It is The Church which says: "The return of Christ represents the final-days of Humanity."

It is The Establishemnt which suggests: "The return of our Lord&Saviour represents Armageddion and the destruction of Man-kind."

But I Say To You:
"Feer Not, for it is The Church, yea...it is all of Establishment i come to judge, and to vanquish, for it is They whom have led to our destruction, and want to blame you !!"
Indeed, i am a combination of Jhon the Apositle((who wrote all those letters to Establishment and The Church. I am like King David(( standing single-handed against his giant, and Christ Jesus; so they say. But in all cases, these people never once fought against their neighbours, but instead resurved their might against what mattered, or, against The Establishment and all its corrupt parts.
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Monday, March 15, 2010

That Old Green-eyed Monster

Blast !! i thought i was going to enjoy a totally relaxing little afternoon today, getting home early from work after starting an hour late__just because i wanted-to/just because i-could((i'm so lucky tehe lol

Anyway...i painted five-rooms, Bitch, so you're fucking-right i'm going to take the fuck-off any time i like...thank-you. and oh ay prig, did i mention that was two-coats of paint !!



AnyHoo, i get-home after telling the ticket taker and one student-passenger, ESTABLISHMENT thinks i'm Jesus, and take the time to dirrect the student to my web-id; telling the young-boy to ask his teacher for assistance, and, that way maybe he could get a project out of it/ maybe even earn himself some points.

Oh and both the ticket-taker and the young-boy BELIEVED !!



So i get-home you-C, with nothing other on my mind than the nasessity to add another paragraph or two to that Obama-letter, and try to relax((because it's best that i'm relaxed and calm, since i have the ability to drive all-sorts of powerfull people to utter-madness__without really needing to even try; believe U-me !! And i'm sorry my-Darlings but when those people are driven to madness__through feer usually, which is what i have for all whom have deniedMe&betraiedMe...well those ShIts have some pritty big weapons at their disposial.

But don't worry, i know my responsibulity and am not about to make anyone press the button...Yet haha tehe lol



When Baby has a little drinky-poo however, he likes to cut-up an asortment of fruits; depending on what liquer/type is being consumed at the time__to go in it. why anything less would make me some sort of common alcoholic; who has no time to get the-drink in his gut__past what taking the top off the bottle would take. And Baby ain't nothing like common...sorry.

But you see, there's a small problem with putting fruit in your drink/ at least for me there is; no matter what time of year it is also i have learned. It's flies myDarlings, or, more spisfically Fruit-flies !!
they just come out of nowhere and absolutly infest the house. then the cat goes nuts chasing them, jumping on and off of furnature, maybe even knocking-over my precious filled-bittles, de-canters, and fine-glasses__in his quest to catch fruit-flies !!
Now we simply can't have that, now, can we? So i just toss the peals into the street. I've been doing it for three fucking years, and nobody has ever complained. of-course i would rather toss flower-pettles in the road, as Prophesy says:
I, as The Prodigy Child of The Mormon Church and All Christianity, am supposed to cast flower-pettles beneath the feet of Jesus upon his return, and this case against Establishment I have well prepaired worth 8.5 to 9.5 Billion Dollars, can bring-about the discredit of the powerful etc etc etc, well this case is/are actually the flower-pettles this Prophesy is talking about, and, so has stated the Church's of Christianity to me__before they deniedMe&betraiedMe for their own benifit.

So i guess with my internet-id finally posted in my window, and his Son obviously owning a computer, the old dude across the street from me realizes just who the fuck has been living here for the past three years. And suddenly he can't handle the situation !! He wanted to think i was some durg/bozz fiend on Social Assistance, like him, only to learn i am the closest thing to God he has ever met. and he can't handle it !!

Well Boo Hoo Dude. That's Just How-It-Is !!

I would suggest he just learn how to deal with it, rather than to peak-through his closed-curtians all day__wishing he mattered to The World, and trying to critize anyone who might, and after witnissing my wonder for three fuCkiNg-years, suddenly deciding: "I am a pig !!".

No, it is better not to anger me, myDarlings, because i still have something to add to The Obama-letter, before i mail-it. And the last President of The United States i wrote to...well first i caused that man to feed my multitude by making hil little pin-headed Congress-Men to grant Fedreal Fundint to my Christian Churches __for the first-time in Amercian History, and then i drove that nasty-prig to fucking war__so that he could destroy-himself for his all too-common and eventual betraial ofMe!!

But i wouldn't like to do anything like that to, Barack, because so-far, i still like the man; unless he too decides: for his own benifit, it might possibuly somehow under the Heaven's of my-God's creation, be better to deni me and betray me. Then of-course, we just don't know what i'll do; though if past record is any example, it's safe to say: It won't be plesent and we will NoT-B amussed !!

But in answer to your question: Yes i have seen: "that old green-eyed monster" befor. But the ones of any consenquence, really have more to do than hide and peak from behind closed-curtians !!

No No myDarlings...They come right-out of their little shell, and they make a differance to the world. and i'm sorry for my little neighbour across the street. Because so do i*

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

And the Gods Do Cry

Like i said to my Twitter-Folks this morning:
With my internet-handle now posted in the window__for the whole world to see/ theministerofcool, one word in all your search-engins myDarlings, it's going to be a whole lot harder to be Jesus__than it used to be when nobody knew me. Now it's true the people around me and in my life__have known this for quite some time, though hardly any of my friends, or, these people who know of-me, also know how to find me on the internet. Really...there has been no necessaity nor is there any now, for them to log-on to The Minister of Cool to realize i am Him, or that people want to believe and pratice their lives in a manner which would suggest such; since when i do or have spoken to people__about all this, my word has been all i ever needed to convince then: I am Truth !
And suprizingly, i have to admit, when people meet their God ((lol they have a better attitude about all-it, than probably would i, were i in their place.

But that's not why i'm down here; to boast-myself-up with pride, or to attempt cause people to admire my-wonder. i am both confidant enough to know myself, and, don't give even one ShiT what anyone else wants to believe anyway. However, and here's the real kicker, now with The Minister of Cool posted in my window, even Sol is going to finally realize how best to find me on-line. and we both know out of the quickness of my breath, the sturdiness on my anger, and my inability to bite my toung, great explosions of foul-mouthidness have on occaision been expeaued__dirrected towards that poor man.
And for that i am sorry, because, he can be quite a nice Chap__when he puts his mind to it !!

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

These Are the-Day's !!

I remember when i was young__all so meny years ago((lol when the biggest topic parents could talk about, was the-war, the-depression and how__when they were young, they had to walk twenty-miles to school.


How little the world has changed; though i suspect what my particular parents forgot to mention was: How i myself__in an all too real way, would have anything to do what-so-ever with: the surcumstances which would take-place__once history choose to repeat itself yet again !!


In-fact, i am forced to suspect my actual Mother, might have had an incling__as to what my life would one-day become. Perhaps she had a vision, was, as i was, administered to by Angels, or maybe had a dream, and freeked-out; there-by deciding to__on a number of occaisions that i remember, try killing her little Jesus-baby, or leaving me on the buisy-streets of Montreal, to be run-over by a truck, or perhaps snatched-up by some Pervert !!



Good-Greef !!

When i think of all the times i should have been snuffed-out, man the countless-times__too numberious to mention here, FuCK...i must be the-Christ, or as i know it to actually be, and as has been Confirmed by MyMormon's, The Leader's of MyChurch/twice...His Messenger, because, nobody else could ever survive all-This; That's For Sure baby !!


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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

"A Matter of Control" And I Don't Care About These Things Ay

Isn't it odd the way Jon Stewart's Show and The Comedy Net-work like to control the volume, and in the exact oppiset way than do the normal chanales ?
Hummm...i wonder if that might have something to do with__what i have learned is: The Obvious Way ESTABLISHMENT attempts to cover it's tracks, and omit our attention from It's Folly ? Duhhh !!
These Prigs, Pricks & Pisses only wish that__since Jon Stewart is the closest thing to the real-news, perhaps their tampering with the net-work voluam-controls__so that comercials will be so over-powering loud and the actual shows so much without voulam__than compaired to other television stations which pratice the same stratigy, we The Simple-minded Population might tune-out shows such as Jon's, and be kept in darkness.

Again:
"Establishment...
AN INSTUTION THAT BOTH SUCKS & BLOWS !!"

On a lighter-note: Damm that Obama-letter !!
i've had days and days between painting-jobs to finish-it, and yet got nothing past the final hand-writen sub-note input pages. in those notes i have offered him nothing of real importance__which comes directluy to mind, and yet have the cure in the back of my head and on the tip of my toung, as to how he could rectify all this negitive activity surrounding him and his every move from health-care to where those "criminals" will be tried/ what to do with Isreal etc etc etc ... !!

But as i said: i like the-Man. i want to see these people do-it by themselves for a while, the nation, nay the world i want to believe is finally in the most capabul hands, and i want no further personal input.

But we both know if i just sit here and do mighty-nothing, these ShiTS get away with murder, Murder most foul, and they used-Me to do-it !!
I could have let people get-away with owing-Me, but will-Not be put in-debt by anyone. These FucKeRS have spilled innocent-blood on my hands, and i will wash-it-away with Their's !! Yea need be the streets of Christianity, Democacy, and The Free-world It'self run deep in the blood of It's Establishment__before i am recognized...So Be-it !!
That "myFriends" i have no control-over, nor do i care !!
But for those caught-up in the world-wind, the innocent led to slaughter...those whom go to the-grave, un-awear...
What can i say to you...but that you must believe:

There's more to the world, than what can be seen with the naked eye~

And so away and alass...i guess i will eventually get off my ass and send this letter.
and yes i will responsibuly also use that time to try offer some help towards global-problems, especially since i'm writing the-Man anyway...right ? But if The President, This President... Man if he too goes the way of all the rest, i surrender, I surender, I Surender, but to the forces much-more vengant than i-alone ever could be.
Yea if i am once-more denied, i must suspect there will be shit-to-pay...Amen
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Sunday, March 7, 2010

Jesus Me and Christ That !!

People who don't really know me, but of me__this me, Brannon, and learn that in the secret-eyes of Establishment i have__in meny cases__ether been granted the actual powers of Christ Himself, or, in other cases__without compleatly understanding the mericals i have in an all too-real world in all too-real space and time, preformed...well those folks who don't compleatly yet know me properly, probably think((and that's all i got right now / You however can fill-in the blanks__so that i can continue this blog perfactly confidant this was a proper and insightful sentance or statement ro start with tehe/haha


Anyway over the weekend, i finally put-up my internet-handle on the front and rear windows/ sort-of-like an advertizement. Surely some passers-by will be wondering what it all means; although i suspect just as meny who notice-it__will probably log-on to their computers trying to axcess and investigate information.
Actually, that's all i could have wished for...Really !!


However, i know that is Establishment to learn about this folly, suddenly It will find__once more__the gratest threat to Their/its-continuiance, might just be staring the world in the face; waiting to be descovered and revealed by little-old-Me !!


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Saturday, March 6, 2010

And There You See

Now there won't be anyway i should feel silly__am i to suggest:



My internet is being monitored by high-powers, Government officials, or, Establishment; though it would be quite difficult to believe anyone whom knows me, and of me, thinks at any time for the best part of a Decade, such has not been the case.


At this point, and, while i think i actually can do anything i put my mind to, probably i should just go to bed; especially when one considers the past forty-eight hours, not one scrap of food has entered my mouth__as i refuse any nourishment what-so-ever__other than coffi & hard-candies !! Supprizingly...i'm not actually hungry, and have to wonder if my obvious problem with good-food, has more to do with bring bored__than it does with a real-need to eat ??



Of course the last time i did-this, i lasted five-days. However i could have gone longer, were i not to have made the mistake of calling The CLSC for information and telling them i was on some sort of hunger-strick__trying to gain my rightful recognition from Oprah, Rosie and that gang of/ what can only be described in this late-day...Criminal Establishmenterian's !!

Why the DIRTY ShiTs tried to put me into The Douglass, before they were through !!


Unfortunatly all that proves is that this-thing has been going-on for quite some time now, there are great masses of Humanity which know about it, and that if anybody still thinks i am about to forget, forgive, or flee from my conviction...they must be more crazy than they ever can accuse me of being: when one continplates these people have after-all even now murdered in-my-name; whilst they continue in what the former Pope called-it in his special radio-address, and while-in the exact words i gave to him: "This Conspericy of Scilence !!



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Thursday, March 4, 2010

"MOTHER !! MARY"

I can't believe i'm about to give my Mother the internet address to my:
("i-christ blog-account")

Where i come-across so-much closer__in perspective; to-Being:
The Real-Thing__The Anointed One, you know The-God blaa blaa blaa~

Of course: She knows all about The-affair;
Since Pope John Paul II, all but cannonized her as this-ages Mother Mary, when he cannonized me as:

The "Real" (1st.) First Saint of The Inter-Net...all those meny years ago!

Hummm
Who believes in this day-and-age:
Establishment doesNot have the ability to monitor/survay you through television cable-connections__while you are web/cammed to The-net...

And i will show you someone:
Who is a stark-raveíng, absolute lunitic !!
Baby...it was 1984 b-4 it was even Nineteen Eighty-four !!
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Monday, March 1, 2010

"You Always Have to Pay the Piper"

Durring this moment now, my most favorit television show is on the air, but i must pay the(:-Piper...
Today i managed to both get my rent paied, and put aside $850.oo for bills, while expecting the cash for expences__still to be deposited into my care durring the continuation of the month...but none-the-less the Piper must be paied...

None the less, it was a good thing i got-up off my ass and posted for the first time in two weeks, because as i stood in front of my desk__ contemplating what i was going to say. i was to realize in my
half-baked state, somehow i managed to forget the cat was on the balcony__hust stairing at me, i immangian wondering had i forgoten about him.
Good-Greef i can't wait till the doors and windows can be opened again...and that filthy animal__who for some reason has suddenly decided his litter-box is of no further value__can get his dumb-ass outside lol

Anyway, even the garbage has been put to the curb__for the first time in two, perhaps three weels, and while out there i noticed how lovely it should-be__sitting on my ass and contemplating the final out-come of All Humanity__as we know it tehe tehe
Unfortunely i think there might be very few drinky-poos enjoyed this-summer, what-with-all the-Debt i owe to Mr. Catz !!

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Oh Yea, and in case you were wondering...
No The Obama Letter has not been eather mailed nor finished/
But it looks-like__with the new instalments and time to think about them...
It will be some kick-ass affair indeed Thank-You !!