Monday, March 29, 2010

You Are the Gloriousness of Me

Well...we spoke too soonly, but maybe not nearly loud enough.

What a day, and especially a morning, because, Daddy, does not apprechiate the need to inform people of his absolute magnificent, magnanimosness__yet being a true-God, hardly can afford to do otherwise__when occaision permits, or more to-the-point...insists.

Really we were just trying to be comfortable__on our way to work this morning, naturally__as always__taking-up three (3) seats on the Métro with my tools, axcessories and out-stretched feet/legs, when this old show-off Geezer decided with all the empty seats availabul, for some reason he needed to sit in mine. We did our best to dirrect him to more comfortable seating arrangments, to no avail however, and was instead confronted by impertinance !!
Need we say: This would not do.

Immeatiately upon being assked__by this smart-alic__if the reason i took-up so much space__had anything to do with a broken-leg__i might be suffering, i let him have-it.

Well...considering, The Establishment, believes me to be, Jesus, i just like to think i have earned the right to be comfortable: I said.

Now we're not absolute idiots here, as anyone who's been reading me knows, and had no preconceeved thoughts that such a bold statment made to a compleat stranger__who's only intention might have been to get-up-my-ass, was going to go-over smoothly. In-other-words...we got the look, you know the one...where people try to make you feel insignificant, unimportant, even crazy__if they could get away with it.
Of course...that's exactly what we were going for, because, at at the crack of dawn, or any other hour i decide to haul my fat-ass out of bed, no even before i have had time to collect properly my-wits, this is one place rudeness, pushy-attitudes, or any other kind of ShIT is lickly going to be accepted !! No my"darling's" i don't take crap from the hirockicery and i don't take it from the-pesentry/my-peeps and my'love*

I guess that's why the lady next-door appoligized to me, and bought me that beer her Daughter vandelized yesterday tehe And i would feel badly about calling her a BiTcH, except for the fact that she said: "She likes to be called a BiTCh, and wants to believe she really is one." Well nobody better call me a Nigger...i'll tell you that, and hardly expect her to__since she's apparently married to one lol

Anyway...What's the point, or: Why are you the gloriousness of me?
The truth of the matter is: there is nothing more i like, enjoy and rellish__than the oppertunity to blow an unbelivers mind !! I don't need anybody to call me, God, The Reincarnated Christ, or any of that other ShIT!! But i will not be disrespected__by anyone. And so i had no other choice really. This man in his seventh-decade of life, had to learn there was more to the world than his simple mind understood, and, as-i-saw-it, there was no better person than me to teach him. After explaining what i had accomplished, and, who i had become through doing-such, there seemed no better way to end this confrentation with the words:
I have created the same miracles as, Jesus, and surpassed them !!

Now what joy can be expressed, what more rightious words could ever be spoken__than to hear this compleat stranger say to me__with a much more approving look than when we started:
"I understand" He said. Needless to say: When he got-up to make his station, he was eather so overwellemed, or perhaps a little-bit embarrassed__that somehow he forgot to say good-bye. But for the continuation of our ride together__side-by-side, i was confidant i had already made him feel so uncomfortable, that his missing-manners came as no supprize tehe haha lol

And of course perhaps in an attempt to compensate, apparently Daddy picked-up an eleven-room contract this morning for a painting-job from yet another person who thinks i'm Jesus, and Jeffery's Grandmother finally called with lots of work for me to do. That and the contract's i'm doing presently__i guess i can finally start stopping worrying about the electrics/Hydro, as there is no-way that bill can go now without being not only paied, but paied-in-full !! Wheauuu !!

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