"Open Doors" Is That Clear Enough...

I Don't Know But Perfection:

I just hope i might have used every word available to my small command, to convince my latest challanger, and therefore a conflict to my, hopefully our/God, that i am not mearly some
J e s u s Dude__come-back from the grave__to aline myself with Establishyments rules and beliefs, but to question them, and, to set the record stright. But he didn't try to dieprove those beliefs/facts one iota...

I mean there could have been the calling of the police__since the Dude was on his phone; ready to do so/report me__for what in his mind was: Crininal-activity, on my part.

And i got to explain: I have much-more than orange-peals, lemon-rines, or, pinapple parts__to rain down on this earth, and, that i do it as not some Jesus Dude, but, as the very essence of Jesus Himself__as Christ, and Christ Almighty:
"i am!"

Of course i didn't get to explain how:
This would be the perfact oppertunity__were he to have actually called 911 __ over my disguarding fruit-bits out into the street((so that files, wasps & bees are not attracted to my/Wonder, that: Had the neighbour-fellow actually called The Pigs on me, i was prepaired to drag this insodent all the wat to The Supream Court__and finally along that journey__gain the publisity i need, to bring attention to the cause of my/God. Through his /Magnificense & the-Wonder of my God, it would be revealed in open-Court__in front of the whole of this world to witness...I have been granted the priviglage by The Mormon Church & All The Church's of Modern-christianity, to cast flower-pettles beneath the feet of Jesus upon His return. For i am the one who holds power against All-ESTABLISHMENT; that through me alone__weather Jesus return or not((more lickly not, I indeed have become Christ-almighty; who is He whom now holds Establishments feet to the fire, and that i do this with a viabule Criminal-suit/legal-challange worth an unmentionable 8.5 to 9.5 Billion Dollars U.S.!

Yes Please, drag my worthless black azz to court, for almost any reason i am lickly smart enough to give you to do so. And watch as through this instrement of my/Gods Wonder, EnLightenment soon after smacks humanity in the face.

Now let me offer you Peace&LOVE, but with it let there be respect. For i alone could bring this world all to an end, and in ways you have never even imaniganed, nor should dare to guess.
Some people are above common-rules & regulations. And like myself, some have made certian to be so. But alas...Some of us even are Gods. And of our mistery, Human, it is best to wait in /and wonder, rather than to adgatate.
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And A Day A World/ended?

Well I Don't Know...

What happened to the relationship i once had with my Room'ie, that he now should'nt talk to me anymore, and, the way he talks to me__when i do try to engauge; that now i dare not say the first word: for fear that he might take it the wrong-way?

What happened that he should have forgot how he first came into my life, the honesty, the trust, the confidance that i, this Christ,__ he well knew in advance, should now have to listen to his lies; while pretending i don't know when he's trying to lead me around the Mulberry-bush/decive me?

How is it he can come into my room when i'm not home, and, not use the phone, because, that's what i gave him permission to do, and even__if necessarry__fix the computer-link also, but, instead__as he has told me, take smokes from my stash, and, i'm not supposed to think something's wrong with that?

Why is it now__in my own house, there seems to suddenly be a question on, Klint's mind, as to if i am__what he calls, the Boss; when the only thing which has changed since the first of this year, is the fact that for some reason he never can mannage to compleatly pay his rent on time, and, why should i think this new attitude of his, is all just a poor act of defencivness__on his part; when we bothy know i'm not only the bloody Boss of my own fucking house, but even the entirity of this whole, big, great and wonderful globe, Baby, and, that by/Christ, certianly ain't about to be altered one iota; till i blasted-well say so?

Well i don't know what happened, that's for sure. I doubt i have changed from what i was__some few short months ago, to what and who i am now. I don't know neather what has crawled-up that young-boys ass, and died there; though extracting the-Beast, and bringing it back to life(( making him remember how i kicked my last room'ies butt to the curb__when he foolishly decided to challange or disrespect me...that's not something i see as being beneath me, or, in anyway__distant from my abilities, duity, and will.

Oh Yea, he can say OMG and hide behind his door__anytime he likes, just as i can dirrectly speak to him here; since face to face doesn't seem to do it for him. and in can believe he has been given the prividglage to live with a-God; while not only forgetting that, but, holding no intrest in that fact what-so-ever/ not to even Twitter me, or read my blogs. Sure i can pretend i'm buying this head in the sand shit of his, and that he doesn't have a clue.
Well that's ok, because, he doesn't have to know he lives with Jesus, because, he doesn't. That boy lives with me, by/Christ Almighty, and this entity aint nearly as nice, paitent, forgiving or kind as J e s u s. This entity, Christ, didn't come back to be thrown up on some cross again, and to die for the sins of eather Establishment or Humanity, but to live, enlighten, and destroy any who dare doubt me/ no matter what the circumstance Ay*

And so it is done: You can go back to your Twitter-account__where aledgedly you have only one file, Lady GaGa, and remain convinced there are things i must say to you__for you to understand your place, and your duity. But i may soon come like a thief in the night, and shatter not only all those silly missconceptions, but even your ability to function like a normal human-being; unless having your ass too kicked to the curb, in any way seems normal to you, Son.
Oh World...witness my wonder, and/Glory,
While you-Boy, best soon respect my Glory...
or W o n d e r!!

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Well it's happened...and the world may never be the same. in fact, i very much suggest: pigs are about to fly, because, "Pimp Daddy", Sol, My Landlord, or, whatever other title that man wants to go by, well my/Darlings, that aledgedly mean, nasty, hard-assed Son-of-a-gun, that little Dude who has always done everything he could to make any moment within his presents always somewhat less than enjoyable, has finally gone done it, and, called me Jesus; Jesus Christ in-fact!!
Now if i could only convince myself this is all real, we just might have something lol
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I Can't Stop the Wind and Rain

Some people seem to be under the impression that:
Because i have the ability to drive powerfull men's minds to madness, and there'fore prevent this globe from turning upon its axcess, i should also have the power to stop the wind and rain from blowing; not to mention personally repair any damage in their own lives: such as the healing of bones, taking away ones blindness, or, perhaps paying someone's rent.
Really...Is That What You Think ?!..?/
because as i see it...There was a whole Hell of a lot The Original((J E S U S couldn't do, and, i suppose the main thing was mannage a way to both save humanity, or give it a way__through Him, to save its'self, while preventing at the same time His surrendering of His own life__in the process...
I don't know. but, i'm just saying Ay

Subsequently: some people think that because they can't get me to do exactly what they would wish me to do, some little act__compaired to the grand-skeem-of-things__something like the healing of bones, repairing ones blindness, or, the paying on one's rents, there is some reason to disrespect me, there is some reason to suspect me somewhat less of/than a God, and, that my powers__after all, are not really all that encompassing.

Fortunatly however my/Friends, i do not suffer from such delousions; though it can be quite difficult occaisionally for me to always restrain my'self, to limit my power, or, to use it only for good, and, not allow my'self to get sucked into that same vortex__where i feel because some situation has arisen in my personal life, i must take it out on others in vengance, or, in a sence that suggests others have to pay for what has been done to me personally.

Futher'more let me suggest to you that if God does exist, He has far more to deal with than stoping the wind and rain from blowing, healing every broken bone, or, seeing that every person on the planet__can pay their rent!
And So Do I !!

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It Is DONE !!

From This Moment On:

I abandon all former niceness, giving a chance for explanation, being paitent, or caring the/FucK about anything__other than what (i want!!)
and what i want baby...you won't know until i alreaddy fucking well have it...
and hear this:"Like fucking bloody-well always!!"

Fuck-U/ FUCK anybody who's ever made me angry, and Fuck anybody who's going to suffer because of it.
I Don't Give 1 ShiT "from thih moment on"
But By/GOD...This Christ WILL-B Respected!
Yes Indeed:
Tomorrow, or on the next nice sunny-day, i ride my byick to the nearest Mosque, and, become a Muslim.
And as what is in store for Christianity__through me, Christ, i don't care!
Oh world, witness my wonder and Glory...
Oh inhumainty...soon witness my Glory&W o n d e r?

Of course...i could just cut-off my room'mates cable__till he comes up with his rent, and, drops that disrespectfull little attitude of his.
But i think the consenquences are going to be a lot more drastic than that !!

Nobody ever gets to make rude comments to me, and then finds security simply by closing themselves off behind bedroom doors; since i will eather find the answers i want/ or The Solutions !!
And my/Darlings...i know both B4 there even asked.
So i'll say it again:
FucK-You! FUCK OFF!! OR ((respect me!!
"From This Moment On"
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If "It" Doesn't Get Done

Well sommebody has to say it, and, it certianly can't be me, because, the acceptance of my magnifasence...well my/Darlings...i'm still having some difficulity with that__at lease; though such cannot unfortunatly be said for my new project-manager__down at the work/site.

I mean there was no intentoin nor need for me to inform him, my new work/site-Forman, much more politely than such however, that: i was The L.B.J.(( Little Baby Jesus, when i first walked into work. I had already engauged myself in quite an in-debth conversation, with one of the bus-trancients, on his way to his own job__also in the Chatoeguay dirrection. We talked about me of course & how i have become Christ. Well really...is there a more enlightening conversation perhaps__that i should instead be emersing myself with, or, a better way to interdouce myself to a perfact stranger..?
Reality Check/i think so.
But eventually, HeMan, as such was his name, and i, did get into how i/Jesus, or, The Christ to be exact, is supposed to according to prophesy__once more change His Religion__this time becomming a Muslim. The Dude was a Muslim man!
And so that was the point, of the conversation with my new work/site-Forman((how i am sup[posed to abandon Christianity and become a Muslim. and i can't fucking hardly wait till the day i finally do to baby !!
Just as soon as i get my blasted/Byick out of the shop, Sweet Baby J e s u s is a marching his fat, ugly, angry, big black azz stright down to the local Mosque & fulfilling all of Gods/Wisdom...readdy this world be or Not !!
Oh and just in case you were wondering...i am going to be about to raise "sweet/FucK" in about 36 - 48 hours from now !!
Still...i have to say there might be some hope for Christianity in the end. There might be some remenants worthy of saving.
My Boss...after having this conversation with him, a verse that would have caused anybody else to have been fired, were the men in little white coats not called instead__that is.
Well such impertiance did spew from that man's mouth against me, because, eventually, or, as i announced: i was leaving for home...
Well he did say: i could come-back to work at what ever hour in the day i'm pleased to do so.
Yea there might be some hope for them Christians after/all...
for some do so Love me it is true.
And let's face-it Baby...
WHO DO YOU KNOW THAT CAN COMMAND SUCH RESPECT FROM PERFACT STRANGERS EVERYWHERE THEY GO, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME DEMMANDING SUCH A PRESENTS AS MINE/ LOL baby
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