An Insodent

Well i've finally got past the halfway-point of my latest project, which is a huge one, and, get balled/Out by some Sister walking some two-dozzen little kids on an excursion. There were a few other 19-22 year-olds supervising in the group also.

Anyway...i had been carring a ladder back and forth across the other side of the street all day__painting landing cealling-platforms in the two seperate buildings, and, had watched hours earlier__when i first arrived, as the group walked in the oppiset dirrection. Obviously that would have been the start of their journey on-the-town; at that time.

Ok, i'm working on the building oppiset the one i was at when these people first passed by also.
So i'm going up to the bosses old man's place__another building he owns up the street, and, want to use the toilet.
This group mind you is behind me, about five-hundred feet down the hill.
I go to the can, this time for the first time without taking my byick, and, comming out of the house__see the group__who were only a few hundred yards behind me, now, or, still walking up the hill.
I had taken a dump, and this silly bunch of people, were somehow only about four feet from where i first noticed them__still comming up the hill !!
HOW STRANGE IS THAT?

So this girl, i guess she must have eather thought she was, or, actually was__the leader of the group, is approching me now within mear feet(say a dozzen) and on the wrong side of the pathway. As for me, the last 200 hundred feet__i have keep very close to the right side of the sidewalk. As we are almost readdy to bump into one another, like i always do in such curcumstances__i looked behind me, and, then dirrectly back at the girl; we now nearly touching noses !!

Excuss Me: she says, in a most annoying, condensending manner. And i say: what?
Can't you see all these children and get out of their way: she says?
Excuss Me I Say: This is'nt England, and we walk on the right side of the street here.
What: she says...Do you expect these children to wait for you, and to move for you?
That Bitch is lucky she had little children with her too; though at one point even i had to remind her of that__since her language was something far less than delicate, shall we say.
Of course she could'nt defend herself, and allowed one of her buddies to speak for her, saying to me that: "She wasn't saying anything".
The Broad still could'nt let it go though, and mumbeled that: I was ignorant!
In the mean time i had already walked half-way through the group__on my right side of the sidewalk, and then repeating the words Lordy Lordy Lordy Lordy Lord__untill one of the adult boys laughed, cut through the remaining half of the kids__walking into the street; with the traffic comming from behind me BTW.
With the distance of about thirty yards now between us, i turned around and said something like:
"Yea well why don't you Twitter me some time...I Christ.
Then we'll see how ignorant i am...
I Christ Baby, That's Right Sweetheart, I Christ on Twitter!!
(one of the boys raised his arms inn what looked like an appeariance of approvial, durring the briff time my head was facing behind me too; that i almost had to chuckel to myself.

Of course had those lovely, innocent kids not been with her, my responce would have been:
Not only do i expect you to scootch-over a bit when i walk by, but, i expect you to stand at attention when you're doing it...Bitch lol
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A Glorious-DAY We Wonder...

At work today, i saw two of God's Witnesses walking their beet, and, preaching the-word of The-Father; that almost without knowing what had come-over me, i felt a need to proclaim myself to them. I'm sure nothing will come-of-it. And now that they have experianced what undoubtly is the rare-fortune of meeting The Actual CHRIST of our era, The Actual Christ Orginized-religion has for so long claimed would one day arrive, both these two indiviguals will gaurd that secret to only themselves__maybe personal family-members; just as i am sure once they left my magnanamious presents, they laughed, giggled and committed all sorts of blasphimies toghther__in relationship of my existance__due to the certian discomfort such truth provides humanity.

Of course, i would never hold it against anyone who laughed at my existance, as, i remember what it was like when__in an earlier life, i used to proclaim the existance of God__to almose every new person i met. Indeed, laughter is something i'm quite used to, and, not really certian these two people found me any/way amussing at all really(was just saying...
Becides, and although i simply must brag somewhat here lol
there seems to be now way possible for me to say:
These two fine upstanding indiviguals didn't understand where i was comming from, what i was saying, and, that in this same brief instant...they had stared into the face of a/God!
And almost as if to confirm that, at one point__after i had explained meny of the miracles i have preformed, revealed meny of the inteligentia who have sacraficed their souls to me for The/GLORY of my/GOD to do with as He Pleases, proven through me this world has been led-up to The Gates of Armageddion; where i retain the ability even to open them__should i choose(i choose Not)...well the-Girl did in bewilderment need ask if: "Really, do i have all that power"
realizing how silly the question was even before she had finished the sentance/
"Yes I Do...YES!!"
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Turn of Events

When I'm Down-here:



More often than not, it's because something's making me uncomfortable__i come to/Blog. But i have also learned over the meny years of my becomming this/Thing, this entity, dare i say it Yes This Christ, discomfort, like love, or, the sence of beauty...it is in the mind of the beholder, and, means meny differant things__to meny differant people.



For instance:

My eminent conclusion into The Muslim World, might seem to some__a betraial of my Christian Heritage, an abandonment of my/Faith. To me it is an/Encloudiance, a bringing/Together of two Religions, and Brotherhood! It is in fact the only real right-way for PEACE between The East & The West.

Not of course that i see any way around that meny__more in The West, eventually are going to need pay dearly for their betraial against Humanity; though i need have nothing do with that, as...Such-matters are, i think, best left to their own device__to be experianced encompased within the full/Glory & Wonder of my/God!

But Alas...these are words i am full aware of, that are not compleatly understood by the/Masses, which is why whenever possible, i like to keep my head closer to the ground, and within the full ear-shot of my/People. And if it's about getting attention, i am also known to be not only more than dirrect, but crass, rude, overbarring, delibraite, vengefull, deturmand/Pig-headed, and yes, an actual born/Bastard__not to mention my other meny falicies.



The Fact of The Matter Is:



With each passing-day, i become more disalusioned with Christianity. But it is a real turn of events, when something within the boundries of your own home, fules the fire of this dissallusion.

I mean...i could wirte things in my/Blog, that would make certian people feel uncomfortable walking out of their own front-door__in this neighbourhood, and, be assured everybody with a computer in the-Hood__was reading those-Posts, just as certianly i could assure you...it was because of, Carole's brief denial/betraial, and abandonment of me__which caused her almost instantiously (within 24hrs.) somehow comming-down with a problem of having water on her human-heart! Gladly the-simptiom has cleared-up, and although i've not mentioned it to her, she seems to be better; while it only lasted a few days anyway.



I have to wonder though...was this more about teaching me a lesson, or, was it just about teaching Carole a lesson. And there it is, you see!

Carole got sick because The/forces-that-BE, The/positive enegries of The Universe, if you like...GOD, realized how wonded i was by what Carole did; that in this/way she could understand the reality of my existance, and maybe, i, could finally come more to accept-It !

The point is: had that problen lingered__both of them actually(hers&mine) that wond her brief denial of me cause me, could have festered like Carole's sick heart. But i would have felt abandoned by one of the very people i have come to save, which would have seemed worse; while Yes, aledgely__even a Christian would have done this! So the out-come of that situation, could have caused me to be more reckless__towards my own journey into The Muslim World & Their Faith.

What the/matter, however__remains this:
I am directly joined in living-arrangments__with someone who cannot fail to recognize my spiritual-existance, yet__seems deturmand to treat me almost as though i were sub-human! I have to live with this every-day, feeling the lack-of-respect, the ungratitude, the outright un'Christian-like behaviour dirrected towards me...and after all i have done both in and for this world too!
Indeed, i have been betraied, swindeled, decived, and all manner of other milishious activities also have been sent my way, and, by powers much greater than Young Little KLINT is ever lickly to know in the entirity of his life-time. And through their denial of me, i have seen them forced-up even to The Gates of Armageddion Themselves__with the power still even to at any time__open them! But with all Establishment has done to me, through me, against me, and against Humanity__through me, though such is not behavior i condone, at least i understand it...
These people are running for their very fucKing-lives, so great is my wrath against them/ so wonderious the/Glory of my/GOD!
So i say it again...Klint is in my home. I an surrounded with this lack of respect__every moment i am here.
And this/Situation becomes a wond__which festers. And we all know what happens with a festering wond, should it not be quickly healed?
And yes, i know that ended with a question-mark, because you see...I Don't Answer Questions, I Just Raise Them!


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Thank-You, Thank-You & Ah Thanks I Guess

I just had an intresting conversation with one of my neighbours. The one up the street with the hair-peice...

Standing at the kitchen-stove__waiting for the kettel to boil, i saw him and his partner being led up the ally__as though they were on their way to a fire. So with the sugar-jar i normally keep in my chambers__in hand, as i was filling it at the time, i went onto the back balcony; to see if i could better understand what was going on.
Anyway, before any of the four were compleatly out of sight, the two men__while the girls continued down the ally, turned around heading back towards their home. The guy that i know__on his return, was looking at every window in the neighbour-hood, but failed to make dirrect eye-contact with me.

Well the couriosity naturally got the better of me, so i asked: What's going on; while all the while being prepaired to be embarrassed; as he has once before ignored me in the presents of his friend, when i tried to say Hello. This was not like that occaision however, and i learned the girls were looking for a cat they found yesterday. A cat apparently they were just that same day, trying to give or sell to the neighbour-guy.

Ok, so the girls are gone now, and the Dude stops in his tracks; engauging in a quick/polite exchange in conversation with me.
I learn that he has four (4) cats in his little appartment no bigger than mine((4+1/2 rooms. And that apparently all these cats are fixed__if you can believe it, because i know the-Dude ain't got no money lol
Of course i was somewhat horrorifide to learn the fellow had four, count them, (4 cats!) and admittidly in Verdun, the sib-city where i live in Montreal, we are only allowed two-cats & two-dogs by/law. Anyway that's not my concern any more than it's yours__right?

I did make mention of how i could never immaging the difficulity of needing to change the cat-litter/box every day__for so meny stray animals, and, that i considered myself lucky to only have one to care for(although he is not a stray, as i requested him from another neighbour; just before he kicked it out into the streets; the way he does with all the kittens his two house-cats have every one of the four years i have been living in the area! Well anyway, apparently we did have a somewhat enjoyable little-talk together, as his friend just stood and listened, looked around or what__i don't know, because, i was'nt paying attention to him at all really. Still, it was a conversation in which i had to realize:
Not exactly everybody in the neighbour-hood thinks i'm just a peice of common Black-trash__who throws too meny orange-peels, lemon-rines and lawn-grass cuttings out into the traffic lol

So the two men are leaving now, and the-One says to me: Is everything all right with you up-there?
I causally say: Oh Yea...Sure, and wave my hand in a gesture, verbually replying: Thank-You!
Well that's the thing you see. I don't know if he actually heard me say Thank-You!!
Thank-You is one of those things i always mannage to say too humbelly, in too low a voice, and in a way that perhaps people don't actually realize how thank-full i actually am__just for being here, just for being alive, just for being Human__with a working mind! I am thankfull every minute of the day, and suppose the way i express it is through my art. And especially in the summer-time: the way i set-upy balconies__that people fron miles around come just to tale pictures of; more than anything else. And of course, these tears of joy__swelling-up in my eyes right now, as i realize__for this reason this post soon must end...well that's just another way i express it, i guess; though nobody can actually see my tears, i'm afraid, unless for some unusuall reason my Roomie comes out of his room lol

So guess this/blog is the only way i'm gonna remember to properly say: THANK-YOU; though i suspect were i just to raise my voice a little louder__from now on, more people will hear me say: Thank-You, than ever will read me on this/Page Ay
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Happy Canada-DAY... Huh !!

I can't help but wonder__on this day:
If i had applied as much effort to my intentions of becomming The Prime Minister of Canada, as i have in__rather untentionally__becomming The Christian God, would i have had the same success?

I mean the dream i had at seven years of age, still has come true!! As i said i would__in grade two, i have become immortal, and therefore can never die. And the second part of that dream also has only known reality: for as i predicted..."i would become the leader of my nation", now as the Christian God, the only differance is, My Nation turns out to be__instead of Canada__all of Christianity itself!
And soon, when i change my religion, the population of that nation__will be increesed; as The Muslim World imbraces me as The Returned Christ, and, as their scriptures say it is supposed to be/I Am.

But this happened without my trying. I never wanted to become what history will undoublabuly refur to as The Second Comming, and don't actually beleive such a thing is even possible; while yet in my heart...i know i have become Christ!
It is not my fault humanity has allowed itself__through Orginized Religion's obvious input, to become confussed as to the differance between a Ressurrected Jesus & The-soul of Him, or, The-enegry of Christ. There is a reason Orgenized Religion has dismissed science, an, i hardly have the time__here, to explain the scientific-realities & meaning of The Human Sole!

But it is such like-minded explanations__which allowed me to be "confirmed" as The Mormon Church's Prodigy-child, and then ten short months later as:
The Prodigy Child Of The Mormon Church & ALL Christianity!

Unfortunatly of course, as i have learned: they don't give you a citificate for becomming Jesus, The Reincarnated One, The Second Comming, or, even Christ Almighty Himself; in spite of the fact that they've had two-thousand fucking odd-years to draw-up the contract Ay lol

But seriously, who could expect The Establishment to announce the presents on one such as myself...
Someone who has__with the input of but a small ammount of cash, and the presently lacking ability to run a sucessfull publisity-machine via The Internet, of which i am even the "real" First Saint thereof__who wishes only to be letting the world stand amist my/Wonder__to make their own desissions as to the meaning of EnLightenment...well really, who could expect Establishment to bring-forth that Good-word?

No My Friends, i, like Jesus, have come to overturn the tables, and, to fulfill prophesy__created by The Establishment; that "it" hardly ever expected to come true!

I have come to fuck-up their head, their way of life, destroy compleatly their reputations, and lead them down the same endless-path to doom, each and every one of us has experianced because of "Them".

So don't be suprised if you don't know me, or have never heard of me, yet.
But be assured i have well taken care that my name and my deeds, My Christ-like Deeds, they are recorded in the highest offices throughout Establishment itself and across this wonderful, fantastic globe; that even were it not my intention for the world to know me now, within the fulness of time__those letters i have sent to Politicians, Church-leaders, Kings and Queens, The Television Industry & The Press, and the countless other celebrities who know me and of what Establishment has done to use me, deni me, and betray me. Those letters, and the events which followed because of them, are the proof of my existance, and, are locked away safly within the very vaults of Establishment Itself, hidden in the full-face of the enemy; so that when they are revealed, ALL will know the-Wisdom & the-Glory of my/GOD!
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