Well i've finally got past the halfway-point of my latest project, which is a huge one, and, get balled/Out by some Sister walking some two-dozzen little kids on an excursion. There were a few other 19-22 year-olds supervising in the group also.
Anyway...i had been carring a ladder back and forth across the other side of the street all day__painting landing cealling-platforms in the two seperate buildings, and, had watched hours earlier__when i first arrived, as the group walked in the oppiset dirrection. Obviously that would have been the start of their journey on-the-town; at that time.
Ok, i'm working on the building oppiset the one i was at when these people first passed by also.
So i'm going up to the bosses old man's place__another building he owns up the street, and, want to use the toilet.
This group mind you is behind me, about five-hundred feet down the hill.
I go to the can, this time for the first time without taking my byick, and, comming out of the house__see the group__who were only a few hundred yards behind me, now, or, still walking up the hill.
I had taken a dump, and this silly bunch of people, were somehow only about four feet from where i first noticed them__still comming up the hill !!
HOW STRANGE IS THAT?
So this girl, i guess she must have eather thought she was, or, actually was__the leader of the group, is approching me now within mear feet(say a dozzen) and on the wrong side of the pathway. As for me, the last 200 hundred feet__i have keep very close to the right side of the sidewalk. As we are almost readdy to bump into one another, like i always do in such curcumstances__i looked behind me, and, then dirrectly back at the girl; we now nearly touching noses !!
Excuss Me: she says, in a most annoying, condensending manner. And i say: what?
Can't you see all these children and get out of their way: she says?
Excuss Me I Say: This is'nt England, and we walk on the right side of the street here.
What: she says...Do you expect these children to wait for you, and to move for you?
That Bitch is lucky she had little children with her too; though at one point even i had to remind her of that__since her language was something far less than delicate, shall we say.
Of course she could'nt defend herself, and allowed one of her buddies to speak for her, saying to me that: "She wasn't saying anything".
The Broad still could'nt let it go though, and mumbeled that: I was ignorant!
In the mean time i had already walked half-way through the group__on my right side of the sidewalk, and then repeating the words Lordy Lordy Lordy Lordy Lord__untill one of the adult boys laughed, cut through the remaining half of the kids__walking into the street; with the traffic comming from behind me BTW.
With the distance of about thirty yards now between us, i turned around and said something like:
"Yea well why don't you Twitter me some time...I Christ.
Then we'll see how ignorant i am...
I Christ Baby, That's Right Sweetheart, I Christ on Twitter!!
(one of the boys raised his arms inn what looked like an appeariance of approvial, durring the briff time my head was facing behind me too; that i almost had to chuckel to myself.
Of course had those lovely, innocent kids not been with her, my responce would have been:
Not only do i expect you to scootch-over a bit when i walk by, but, i expect you to stand at attention when you're doing it...Bitch lol
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Thursday, July 22, 2010
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