I'll Tell-U This

I got on The Metro today....you know, going to work. This BiTch eating her chips__with her eyes aledgely-closed, and, with her legs crossed but in the way__should someone wish to sity near her...
Well Dammit! There's no way she could have not noticed i was there, and, trying to sit in the seat of my choosing; once ratteling-around my ten/Speed, so it wouldn't fall on somebody, yet, allowing me to sit in a compleatly differant seat: that way not having to bother with it__durring the ride.

Pretend she didn't see me, alright; while stuffing her face with potato-chips?
Yet somehow have the time, and the unmedagatted-gaul__in the same instant, to be able give me the most degusting-look; as though i was a bother to her...
That little black-Cunt had no way to prepair for the sounding/Out she got !

My exact words were. i think:
"Thats no way to look at anyboby!
And I can asure you, it's cretianly not the way to look at me!
If you don't believe me, i suggest you Twitter/me!
I Christ...Now there's something you can live/By!

And with that, i simply streatched my legs, once asembeled in the seat of my choosing__next to her, and with them crossed, raised them to the highest point of the hand/Pole i could reach sitting-down; allowing her to witness the full/Mastery of: taking-up more space__than what-is-needed__the short, littel Twat she was to begin-with!

Of course, i don't know if she's going 2 Twittre/ME, nor give 1 flying/Fuck__one-way or the other!
All i cared about was The/MOMENT!
And It Was FANTASTIC!!
Because my/Darling...
though i don't know if she eather heard, or understood what i pointed-0ut to her, i did have to notice how instantly__with my back since turned from the-Bitch anyway, how the guy in front of me couldn't stop smiling. And i'll tell you this: it was as though he not only undrestood every sentence he just heard, but, even believed every word!

Of course, i didn't leave my legs raised on the pole__for long, Within a few seconds or so, i put my feet back on the floor; pretending to be concerned for the other commuters soon boarding at the next station, or making it appear, to others, that the position was uncomfortable.
I mean, i was only trying to make a point, which was: People should be carfull how they mess with me, because, i can usually prove that i am The True Christ to almost anybody__within less than a minute. And you see...
even you're starting now to believe that i am Him.
Peace&LOVE Baby
and aughh Oh...The Establishment SucK's Ay !!
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