SORRY...If I Never Knew YOU Ay!

Obviously somebody as magnanimous as My'self, never need worry about what, internet 'pin-heads', say about eather Me, or, My Holy-quest; for there is no way in Hell, i w0n't be on the right side of both History & God; to say nothing of what i am about to preform__in the name of the present & Global Human-condition! And i say: MAGNANIMOUS, because i have given these Tin/pot little/Fuckers, ten (10) whole long years to come stright with Us! Any-the-way: It is also equally obvious, anybody who links onto My/accounts__within the blink-of-an-eye__are transported into realms, few ever expected to witness within their life-time, or, fewer still have believed to Ever existed at-all! And no/One, whom take the time to profile/Me, comes-away from the experiance; believing they have encountered anything less than their actual God, now here on Earth, amist them!

However, no matter how Glorious such words may sound to the un-trained, or, deaf-ear, nothing could compair to the Salvation my/Cause recived yesterday, and, few things could come closer to convincing even Me, My'self & i, that somehow perhaps...i really am this Christ Jesus Dude! While equally true is the fact that in all of this world, never have more dangerious words ever been spoken; for when i am finally convinced__this is n0t all but a dream...surely my/Power finally will be un-limitless; which of-corse should come-in quite handy, when we consider the wealth, influance and deceit of mine/Enemies Ay!

You will understand that My Landlord, this tight-fisted, tempremental, over-opinionaited Jew, i sometimes work like a little slave/Boy for, has known me for nearly five (5) years now; the longest i have ever lived actually in one place at a time__even durring the early Family years, as i went from home to home, as far back as then. And WE Rrr n0t asking for Ur/simpathy...plz Ay

Anyway, yester-day i had a conversation with this Dude, and, durring the conversation it came-up that i was about to become a Muslim, and, all of the things__in the eyes of Christian-establishment__which make me this Jesus/PERSON. So serious was the conversation__that at one point, Sol, which is his name...well he asked me about rituals i might be expected to undertake__in the name of Islam. To be more specfic, he wanted to decuss the cutting off of the dick-head, and, for the life of Me, i d0n't know why so meny of our conversations seem to turn all too quickly to COCK, and more specfically__usually Mine lol
To be fair, he also asked me about other horizons on My near future; such as if i was going to be able to learn the Quran, and, what new/Name i was going to use. The Man even pointed-out that he didn't believe The Muslim Faith would allow me to use, Jesus Thomas Christ, because, as he said: Those Rrr n0t Muslim names, and, can't be found in the Holy-book of My new/People's. Of-corse i did have to point out that, Sol, was wrong, and, that it is The Muslim-people's own prophesies__which predict my Return; while the handle they actually use is one(1) in The Quran, and two(2) Jesus!

Surely now you see my dilema, because, if this hard-assed, tight-fisted, usuall/but not always__Little Jewish-prick, could see me, his down-trodden little slave/Boy__as the vertual AlMighty Christ Him'SELF, ask your/Self...
"WHAT RIGHT DO I HAVE TO DOUBT HIM Ay?"
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MERRY Christ'MASS AY!

Though i didn't want it to, and was convinced i would allow this-day to mean nothing to me, it all comes back to what this really is all about...A Battle, a War even__between the forces of good against evil & Democracy trying to hold it's place or balance, within the folds of Rightiousness. And what makes me greeve most-of-all, is how truly my rightious quest for recognition, into the creation of both Oprah Winfrey's & Rosie OdOneall's magazines, has turned into a war, and, a war that in a more honest world__where Establishment wasn't intrested in stealing every good idea that had been presented to 'it' would have other'wise never needed be launched in the-first-place!

This secret Christian Establishment was so deturmand to guard__for risk of what it could do to the North-amercian Tevelision-industry, and, all the pond-scum that have made them'selves rich for keeping 'it', is far greater and i feer__far more dangerious, than anyone could have originally realized; though i did in almost every letter to Establishment, warn them as to what they were getting themselves into, and, they knew well in advance of the Television-industry's ability to be blackmailed__into not asking the right "hard-questions" to keep (Duyba) out of Iraq, just whom they were dealing with, and, that as far as they were concerned...I was their God.
And although it is not Our fault They choose n0t to listen, it still breaks my heart to know that G.W.B. got his war__within 18 months of my/Own being launched against those early few whom had betraied me then, because, before & back-then__there was no actual violance & The Lamb had not been drenched in the blood of the innocent.

For myself: it is like The Pope said in his special radio-announcement__encouraged by that letter i sent him (JhonPaul II) all those meny years ago__when he secretly confirmed me as The Prodigy-child and Cannonized me as The First "real" Saint of The Internet: "This war is a conspericy of scilance"!
Now there it is...my gift to Humanity on this special day. For anyone who is intrested, my letters to Establishment still Rrr up on-line, and, the route to the destruction of those whom destroy this earth are there; in spite of Establishment's tampering with them__from time to time__over the course of the past ten years. So, FucKing Merry Christ'mass to all those whom seek Truth Ay & a Blasted Ho Ho Ho to all mine/enemies; for none will be forgoten on this joyous occaision...Ay!
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The Spirit With'in ME

This is a day of utter & compleat Joy for you,
as i your, Christ, shall show what i can do!
Simply put...i just decided to stop drinking The Hard-STUFF; in spite of the fact that: We have all the beautifull & delicate implements__to engauge in the pratice there'of in class lol

Of corse, really the reason i won't be drinking any more is, because, as usuall__i have a point to make! People could hope that the reason was due to some sickness, a lack of funds, or, Heaven's forbid, the stores&outlets could be on/Strike haha, and, probably meny will wish such was the case__by the time "all-This" is over Ay! But the truth of the matter is:"i simply have a point to make" and so will i do something everyone knows__for the majority of humanity, is a difficult task at times; to say the least. But of course...i'm not better than you__just differant.
We can't say that this is the/Day hard-drink will be banned from Our home...i mean it is Christ'Mass after all, and, undoubtabuly the last celibration i will be able to enjoy as a pure/Christian. And Come-On People...Didn't Jesus turn water into wine? When you think about it, The Muslim Faith__in this case, has no real argument against my/Drinking. But, one needs to understand where and on what grounds to pick their battles. And i am certian to get this done, and to become in the face of Humanity__all that i am, there will be greater and more important fights to engauge in, other than should i wish or wish n0t to have a little Drinki-POO some certian day or the other.
So there's no need to worry, because, at the end of the day, i will always be here__putting-on that good-fight__in the name of Humanity, and, feeling occaisionly denied the spirit within Me, Our deturmanation to get-this-done, may be stronged than ever, Ay?

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Say Good-Bye, Jesus, Say: Good-BYE Ay!

Could We be more certian now than-ever, that this is the time for me to leave my Christian-roots. If the world is going to know that i am here, and, that i both have & are within/Me, the/Keys__to unlock the portal into Enlightenment, that Truth alone by me__will never be shouted loud enough, even on Twitter.com; where too meny call on My/name anyway, and un-justly! Twitter in-other-words: "Can hardly much-longer be the tool i utilize to publicsize my'self; though one has to suspect: once i have gone to The-Mosque, having both my'self and my/Calling confirmed, that circumstance also will change, Ay?

There are times however, when i have to ask my'self:"Why do i want to do this thing? Why is it so important to me, that i do any of this stuff; like becomming a Muslim, attemptint to bring-about the fulfillment of Biblical-prophesy; at least as to how i understand it, and, even to a greater-degree__how my peers have confirmed through both their words & actions, or, on occaisions__been forced into compliance there'of, because, i'm not afraid to admit: i can be somewhat of a Bully towards those whom stand eather against me, or even in the way of my doing Rightiousness"__until they are brought-to understand the situation as i do, and, as we always both know__in the end is: The Will of Our Gods! That i have been given a Moral-compase, and believe the powerfull should n0t be allowed to stomp all over the powerless...that's just the way it-is! And that i want to be the person & The-example men will judge such aspects of their lives upon, again...That's Just The/way it-is!

And even also more, that it is in mine/Hands these alledged/Powerful have left themselves vunerable within, well...That's Ok TOO, because, i am a big, strong-lad; that when it comes all the way down to taking blood for blood, Humanity can rest asured...0ver the past ten years now, the very least i have learned is: How to keep & hold a very tight grip around the throats__some would say even the, Souls, of all those whom have betraied me over these same ten years, Amen

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If you could be on any game show, what show would you be on?

The Price Is Right!

Ask me anything

To-Day's World

WE Think:
One of the most important things of "The Modern-era" missing in today's world, and/or, at-least in the America's, and of which is something we may only have recently lost is...
The ability of Television-courpations to produce shows__ especially Sit-com's; that relate to the circumstances of the political and social-enviroment__of which we live today!

Without the oppertunity for people to engauge-in these like-mindes aspectes of The Human-condition, and given time to reflect upon them, (think standing around the water-cooler)too easily Religion has a way of entering into the equaision.
The Point Is, and, only ment as am example, WE think, when Religion does enter into the conversation, things can all to often get heated-up. When people are compeled to face certian things, such as the possibility as to if they do, or, do-not have a Human-soul, and, it that makes a differance in what they believe & stand-for...well i guess you can see where i'm going with this.

When Someone such as myself comes along__say every Two-thousand years or so(lol, the socity living within those very times, suddenly have something of real consinquence to attach their believes to; an Enity, in fact a/Deity, they can__should they be so luckey__actually hear, see, and, even Touch! Beliefe, My/Friend, in that instant__becomes Reality. And weather it be under my/Control or not, for "reality" people will, if forced__fight to the death to protect!

http://newstatesman.com/ SucK's!
So now WE ask you: What do you think everybody is afraid of; those whom walk secret passage'ways of Christian Establishment? Do not these people have the power over even every-one of our lives...surely they have nothing to feer; unless it might be that this God, this Jesus, this/Person they had always been claiming was going to return amonst-Us...Well what if He came/Back, and, the only people on all the face of the Earth, He had a problem with was, you guessed-it>>>
The very Establishment's who once choose to deni Him His HUMANITY, and in so doing...TURNED Him INTO A/God! A God, that has returned__n0t to punish Humanity, but, through legal court-proceedings, gain retrobution from the very courprations & establishments which once choose themselves to cheat This/indivigual out of His lively-hood & His humanity!
I don't know about you, but i my/Darlings, find that pritty scarry Huhhh!
Still, We Rrrrr n0t 2 proud to ask: What Would Jesus Do, do you/Think Ay!
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Never the/MIND, since to-day has just turned-out to be another blasted/One__where The Little Baby Jesus can't actually get out of His house__unto the world; since the fucking-snow w0n't let Him pass the door-step>>>
Which is another way of saying WE can't get US to The-Mosque, and, get-along further with this fulfilling-of-prophesy thing haha..?
Peace&LOVE my/Children, P&L
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I guess what i was trying to say at the top of this post was baiscally: "It's pritty sad when in the Americas at two/O'clock in the afternoon, there's nothing of intelectual-value on the/Tube__in meny of our cities; while there are too meny distractions into depravity!

If you could ask George W. Bush one question what would it be?

If you could ask George W. Bush one question what would it be?

Answer here

If you could ask George W. Bush one question what would it be?

Does he think we're closer to Peace to-day, than when he betraied Me?

Ask me anything

If you could have been the author of any book, what would it have been?

I/Am an Author, just n0t published yet #Ay

Ask me anything

"What The FucK !! Ay"

Jaw-droped, could only slightly explain the facial-expressions i took-on yesterday; walking onto the work/Site of that job i'de been doing__for this Jewish-dude, Elliot. I'm sure the guy must be ((NuT's-& in-fact...am almost certian of it! But We were really quite suprised, to learn__that he's quite stupid as-well. And at the very least have to admit>>>what else could one call somebody who 1, paied you for work-done, and 2, when you returned to compleat the job, that work you've been paied for__somehow all has to be done-over again/EVERY WALL, EVERY-CEILING. Say-WHAT! And of course, the-Man d0esn't want to actually pay me properly, for all this work his plaster-guy has ruined__putting this FucK'ing joint-repairing product all-0ver the place; that i'm expected to now work for maybe half the original price. Because this 'Ass-hole" is to stupid to see the plaster-guy is just an idiot & a filthy cuniving-Prick>>>who's too lazy, or, stupid to get-0ff his ass, and, show the ability to properly do his job before picking-up another new-contract and getting-on with his life, as usual...Little Baby Jesus has to suffer!

Naturally We did attempt to point-out to Elliot that he was being taken for a ride

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That's White Alright !!

WE Rrrr really quite drunk to-day...with un-restrained__yet restricted power & Rage>>>4 We were 2 abandon Our Christian-faith to-day, and, had been in the process of making arangements with The Minister, to formally break my/Sacrament, so-to-speak; with The Christian Faith!

There however is so much snow falling__at the moment, in Montreal, one dares not even open their door; that although i am supposed to be some sort of FucKing Lord, King & God all rolled into one, even i to-day could in no way attempt such hazzard beyond mine/Threshold!

In-Deed: WE are n0t amused, but, neather Rrr We insane; which is what marching through the snow__up to your ass, surly would be, Ay!

That BTW was another-day, pratically another life-time__in-fact__when i posted the above; for this is Sunday, Three-months after the anaversary of 911; which is also the celebration-date of My release from an un-just bondage__purputrated upon my/person, by what is soon__within hours, to be My/former Christian-brothers!

And although when i look out my window, seeing how that's white alright__with the landscape covered in the ugliness of Winter, this cannot stop me again. My heart is pounding, blood racing through my vains in a furry; all in antisapation of what i am about to commit myself to; that although every step of the way i expect to be abused by The Christian Establishment, and they will attempt to deny me of my/Throne, We know: There Isn't a Chance on Earth, or, even in Hell, anyboby's going to put anything over-on ME>>> Ay?

Umm-huh...there's only one way to say it:
YES...TO-DAY__IS A GOOD-DAY, FOR Jesus TO BECOME A Muslim Ay!

W.T.F.Fuck! WE are not amused, bc, it's fucking snowing; when not ten (10) minutes ago, we were experiancing slight drizzel only! It never occured to me__that with these silly Canadian-winters, within seconds__we could go to such extreems; on such an important day, for me! And a lesser God might have the tendancy to believe: There are forces out/There that might not wish me to fulfill my/Destiny! I however know that: "The weather is the/Weather, and, there's nothing anyone can do about that."WE however are not enjoying this one bit; that i fear to see what direction my/Tweets will lickly take to-day lol

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From Here to THERE

When i look on my life, and the desissions made within it~~ Honestly...i have no regrets. 0h! It hasn't been an easy journey from there to here; any more than i expect it to be__from here to there, and, all the places i will need stop__to collect my barrings; along that hi/way towards my/Journey's end into both history & Globel-destiny. But change anything...I don't know if i could do that. Even within the most crucial mistake i ever made, by not properly copy-writting that original letter to, Oprah, the one which caused her to launch "O Magazine", there is reason to believe within the grand-scheam-of-things: there was reason for that mistake and mistaken-trust__once bestowed upon this woman i now have come to know as an out'right Thief, Lier, Witch & quite probably The Biblical Whore of Revelation itself...you know, a real BITCH!



The point, and i think the most important one to__is:
Had that letter been properly copy-writen, and, Oprah launched her magazine because of that letter, or, in-other-words: She got the idea to launch "O" because of my letter to her, and, it could have been proven all those meny years ago, she would have been forced to pay me off; while it would have been easy for me to find Lawyers to make her do so! Everything would be, as it is now__masked in secrtecy, and, no-body would ever know my name, or, any connection with it, and the launching of, Miss Winfrey's "O" Magazine. But more important than anything else, there would have been no secret to hide, no-body would have need be paied-off, so that The Publisity-whore could claim all ideas come from her staff, and, this one was no exception.

Sure...i would have had a far differant life, maybe started a company or some other enterprise. Or, i could have shot it all up into my vains, and been quite dead by now. And when i think of where i was then__when in gave that Bitch The-idea, there's more of a chance that i would be Quite-dead, than-there's That i Wouldn't, Ay! However, what i did turn-out with, people should be carefull not to ignore. I am, after all__the only person on this planet who claims to eather be Christ, or, that Establishment secretly holds this opinion, and that yet at the same time, that same Establishment dares not announce my existance, because of their own folly and abuse__personally conducted against me. As far as i know, I am the only Christ this world has to offer, who when His presents is finally produced to The-people__will be able to hold Establishments feet to the flame, and, as if a confirmed-by-His-pears, God, while doing-so!
In-Deed, i am the only Christ i know, and the only one you have ever heard of__who has the real ability to bring-about this piticular predicted Biblical-prophesy; in which where The Christian Establishment itself, and any orginazition which favors it__will be brought to it's knees; while being forced through me and the legal-challange i support__to amend & atone for it's own crimes against humanity!

YES People, Followers, Deciples & Man-kind alike...I am The-CHRIST; that although i may__from time to time, not exactly know who He is, or, live my life quite accordingly to the way He would, there can none-the-less be little doubt: I have been brought into this world with real-mission__that if God truly does exist, there can be no doubt...it is to do His work__for which i have arrived!

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> > > In The Desert

With all my heart's conviction...
There is nothing i would like more, than to go over to The Mosque to-day, and, get confirmed! I mean, the sooner i do this, my life will change so dramatically; it may be as the differance between night-&-day! And as eather important, dangerious, and wonderfull as those changes might/should be, i have no problem greater marching towards my/Destiny__ than the task of fighting back the tears which swell in my eyes; from being in-trusted with this nobel-honnor my God has bestowed upon me, and, for the benifet of man-kind alone!

There's no doubt i am prepaired for the role i must now play, in the compleation of my/Mission. Like a biblical-character of-old, i may have been in the desert forty years. But for the following ten, i have not only seen The Promised Land, i have prepaired it well, and, my/Throne with myself placed within it, has been launched on solid ground; which will not only be understood through prophesy, but every living person on the entirity of this globe, and this-time..,.all these things have been designed to occuar within my/Lifetime! I have made, and am, a force to be reconed with; while now truly...the world is my oyster!

So what am i afraid of? Why do i not go down to The Mosque, today, this instant; without worry even of what i will wear, and, enrole in the program? Am i afraid that maybe i was/am wrong__in the end, and, although always i have had my beliefes confirmed__by anyone i've ever talked to, really these people knew nothing of what they were responding to...they just didn't understand that, YES, i have become The Christian God! No No! Everybody understands; that the only thing keeping me from The Mosque is: Time Restraints, Ay

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