SORRY...If I Never Knew YOU Ay!

Obviously somebody as magnanimous as My'self, never need worry about what, internet 'pin-heads', say about eather Me, or, My Holy-quest; for there is no way in Hell, i w0n't be on the right side of both History & God; to say nothing of what i am about to preform__in the name of the present & Global Human-condition! And i say: MAGNANIMOUS, because i have given these Tin/pot little/Fuckers, ten (10) whole long years to come stright with Us! Any-the-way: It is also equally obvious, anybody who links onto My/accounts__within the blink-of-an-eye__are transported into realms, few ever expected to witness within their life-time, or, fewer still have believed to Ever existed at-all! And no/One, whom take the time to profile/Me, comes-away from the experiance; believing they have encountered anything less than their actual God, now here on Earth, amist them!

However, no matter how Glorious such words may sound to the un-trained, or, deaf-ear, nothing could compair to the Salvation my/Cause recived yesterday, and, few things could come closer to convincing even Me, My'self & i, that somehow perhaps...i really am this Christ Jesus Dude! While equally true is the fact that in all of this world, never have more dangerious words ever been spoken; for when i am finally convinced__this is n0t all but a dream...surely my/Power finally will be un-limitless; which of-corse should come-in quite handy, when we consider the wealth, influance and deceit of mine/Enemies Ay!

You will understand that My Landlord, this tight-fisted, tempremental, over-opinionaited Jew, i sometimes work like a little slave/Boy for, has known me for nearly five (5) years now; the longest i have ever lived actually in one place at a time__even durring the early Family years, as i went from home to home, as far back as then. And WE Rrr n0t asking for Ur/simpathy...plz Ay

Anyway, yester-day i had a conversation with this Dude, and, durring the conversation it came-up that i was about to become a Muslim, and, all of the things__in the eyes of Christian-establishment__which make me this Jesus/PERSON. So serious was the conversation__that at one point, Sol, which is his name...well he asked me about rituals i might be expected to undertake__in the name of Islam. To be more specfic, he wanted to decuss the cutting off of the dick-head, and, for the life of Me, i d0n't know why so meny of our conversations seem to turn all too quickly to COCK, and more specfically__usually Mine lol
To be fair, he also asked me about other horizons on My near future; such as if i was going to be able to learn the Quran, and, what new/Name i was going to use. The Man even pointed-out that he didn't believe The Muslim Faith would allow me to use, Jesus Thomas Christ, because, as he said: Those Rrr n0t Muslim names, and, can't be found in the Holy-book of My new/People's. Of-corse i did have to point out that, Sol, was wrong, and, that it is The Muslim-people's own prophesies__which predict my Return; while the handle they actually use is one(1) in The Quran, and two(2) Jesus!

Surely now you see my dilema, because, if this hard-assed, tight-fisted, usuall/but not always__Little Jewish-prick, could see me, his down-trodden little slave/Boy__as the vertual AlMighty Christ Him'SELF, ask your/Self...
"WHAT RIGHT DO I HAVE TO DOUBT HIM Ay?"
Peace&LOVE

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