Wednesday, March 30, 2011

I Am, I'm Not...Maybe, Maybe Not...

I don't expect folks to believe i'm Jesus Christ, or i'de have to be as stupid as i'm trying to pretend they are lol, ay. what, $#!7 FucK! i really don't feel like blogging today, and, 'they' don't want me to...tho that might be the greatist reason of all_for doing-so, ay;FucKers! Bunch of dirty-dogs & filthy Toad-snivelling P!Gs, crouding around my internet, and, my telephone-lines of comunacation_listening in & monotoring; even canceling an apointment in my`name of, Jesus Christ, previously made between The- Oman and Myself! I mean, who do these people think they are_so right-up into my face, and, my things_like that! And WhaT...i'm supposed to believe i cancled the apointment, i guess, ay? What am i, nuts!! And if that's what you believe, Never-Mind, bc, you'll only have to finish this post_b4 having it quite proven to your concious-mind, that WE Rrr n0t. Good-GOD & Almighty-Allah, men...do you not know what forces you tempt, and, needs it be you be taught so readily/So-soon, So/FAST AGAIN?/!! Gentel-Men_in the name of The- GOD's, the day will come when draging Y'all's Ass up to The- Gates of Armageddion, might look like a picnic! But then...i have to suspect you already know that_well-enough; from past dealings, Mortal: "That i will n0t be messed with", continually, ay! Why must i forever be so paitent, that i speak my/Claim, so openly/ So/LOUD_that i know at least mine/Ememies have been warned_weather they listen or n0t, bc, after-all...These are n0t fools, and, little is happening, here_by chance? Yea! RIGHT! And even today, these Pricks, Bastards & A-Holes, would_if they could-have, deleated my/Blog; that this axcess to My People whuld have no longer existed. Don't these idiots know it's far too late to FucK with Me, and besides...i am The First Saint of The Internet, arn't i; that one has to say: "What! & Who rRrr these Skum-balls, really! Beleave me People: there can be nothing worse than a bunch of snivelling Billionairs, especially when they know their heads are about to be loped-off_due to sins they all too readdily aquirred unto themselves, and, with nobody to blame than themselves. Well Boo FucKin-Hoo! http://members.fortunecity.com/theministerofcool1 /hacked by: Oprah & Powerful, corrupt Special-intrests http://twitter.com/MinisterOfCool http://twitter.com/MyPpl_ http://twitter.com/I_Christ http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

D-Day!

Well this is where the tire meets the road_as they say, because, this is in a very real sense, the day i cast-off my old shell_taking on a new banner_under the name of Christ! People who don't know me_except through the internet, might think this is all just some kind of joke, and, that i am purputratting one of the greatest lies ever told; within the last Two-thousand years. And if it was, i am inclined to suggest: What a coop for me; to be able to fool all these people in Establishment into thinking, believing and ataining the most Holy certianty_that because of the actions i have taken in my life_trying to claim my rightful recognition from, Oprah & co, somehow over the years i have been transformed into a vertual Living-god. I mean_Really, that would be quite a coop; that i , a small-time, un-edgucatted_little Hood, should end-up on the top of the heap...well how can that be fair? But if there is one thing life has taught me, life isn't fair, but, if you work on it hard enough, you can make it Just!

So i will keep my apointment with The Iman, at The Mosque, today. I will allow him to hand over to me The Citificate of my authenticity, naming me as The Reincarnated Christ, and from that moment on, march braivly, and, with conviction into Glory & The WONDER of my/God!
Becides, quite frankly my/Darlings, that's really all i know how to do anymore, anyway_which is good; since those whom will still_for some reason or another, try appose me_find i have been all too finely-clad in The Armaments of Rightiousness; backed by all the slings & arrows, axes & swards, my Father's Heavenly Angles do command. Eventually through me, books will be opened, and, secrets revealed; that would have otherwise remained sealed. Through the actions of an all-too-real Christ, humanity may stumble out of darkness, into light...Yea even into Enlightenment itself!

So by FucK, Yea! Let's roll Baby! Have those tires slap, smack down on the road, and, let's hit our full weight upon the excelerator; heading ourselves stright out of Hell, into Glory; while asking ourselves: Who could want it any other way_except those whom would prefure we all live in darkness, and, whom are therefore the enemies of an too forgiving God, who has sprang-forth_for the second time, and this time_a somewhat less benevolient, less forgiving, &all too less_forgetfull, Son. But then, you wouldn't anyone else to clean-up this load of ShiT, n0w...Would-you!
Amen
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Monday, March 21, 2011

As A Man!

People might think i like it, when they refure to me as a God. But i d0n't! I find it insulting_to God, and, it denies me of all i have done as a man! It was as a man, that i caused Oprah, to launch that rag of hers_she calls a magazine. It was as a man, i got the powers that be_to fold that trash, Rosie, once published; after she_in choots with The Queen, betraied me; Just as equally it was as a man, i eventually forced Miss O'Doneall, to be draged before a Senate Stearing-commity; where she was_for the longest time, worried she might n0t be able to keep those kids of hers_again, because she betraied me. It was as a man, i caused The Christian Church's to recive Fedreal Funding, for the first time in North American-history, and, as that same man_now like, Jesus, have fed my multitudes! It was as a man, i caused my own Prime Minister to keep our Troops out of Iraq, and, it was the same man, that forced the United Nations to take a good, long look at, George's evidance; while assuring them the only, smoking gun, was firmly planted in The Office of The Presidenticy, and, that it was a file filed with complisity, rackettering, extotion, lies, missinformation & Blackmail! It was as a man, i convinced Pope Jhon Paul II, to cannonize me as The 'real' First Saint of The Internet, and, make a special radio-address_in which this fact was being made clear; when he called the war in, Iraq, "a conspiericy of scilence" which were my very words_earlier to him. And it was as a man, i compeled The Mormon Church in Utah_to n0t once, but twice_confirm me as The Prodigy Child of The Church & ten months later as, the Prodigy-child of All Christianity itself. And as surly as it was_as a man, The Muslim Peoples have given me a cretifide-certificate under tha name of, Jesus Christ; just as it will be_as a man, soon the Christians too will finally be forced to surrender the same such-like papers to my person; so that i my express the Glory & Wonder of my/God, to a people who once decided n0t to believe in the possablities of my/Return! Lastly, it was as a man, when the deceat of, Bush & the Christian-establishment got too bold for itself, i personally pushed little-George up to those very gates of Armageddion, and, still retain the key to open them_if Y'all like!

So you can call me, God, if that's what it takes to eather push me aside, or, accept me. But d0n't let the sound of your voice, quiet the tone of mine; for you still have much to learn, as do i, ay!

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Saturday, March 19, 2011

"End Times"

Peace and love, my/People...Good-Morning!

Every day i find something, or, some new lead-line at, Twitter.com, that i believe brings me closer_than the day before, to finally getting my case produced to The-courts; that i am in constant wonderment of my/God's`Wisdom & un-failing love towards me. What is most scary, or, at least disturbing however, is: The closer i get to fulfilling my/People's-mission, and, allow Christ to enter Their-world_in a purly physical sense, i will need be taken out of both theirs & harms`way.

Unless someone is actually in the position, i doubt they can really understand what it is for me to end-up cloistered, and, hidden-away somewhere, because, what i have to offer humanity_is too precious_that it might ever know danger; that through this_both my case, and, my life_need be protected from those whom would by-far prefure to live a lie, and, purputrate their deceet upon my/Humanity? It is the greatest hardship to all my being_that truth must be so protected; that i give-up my free-being self, and, be so-withdrawn from those whom i have always loved most; that to explain the pain my heart feels, would mean first i wipe the tears from my eyes_such thoughts disturbe!

But though this is truly an end-times game, and a new beginning; it-must-be that: Those whom think they serve over-us, may once be brought to understand_that instead, they serve for-us, and, only through-us all. The Kings and Queens of the world & those whom would reguard themselves as such, will be brought to the understanding that in-deed, now, and for ten long years_The King Of Kings has not only been here_watching them denying/Him, but denying even His/PEOPLE, and that i will be their salvation, or, the words of The Christian God & Allah too_can mean nothing, and, my alledgid peers_nor i, have amy right to preach them!

Maybe though, it is my/Punishment_for sins past committed, that soon_if there is any justice in my/Cause, i suddenly find myself sheltered, and, my every word_guarded. It is for my sins past committed, that soon i will no longer be allowed to proudly boast my/Claim_at the top of my voice, and, to the public say the most outragious/outlandish-things, while knowing every word of them to be true, for there-it-is, Truth must be protected, while those whom would eather destroy or alter-it_may never under God's-JUDGEMENT & the rulings of an all too human-court_win, for the Glory, and the WONDER of our-God, must always be a constant, forever reign supreme!

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Friday, March 18, 2011

The Wisdom of the Gods

My landlord the other day said: to me_mostly to be a smart-assed bastard_one can be sure "How i felt about what was happening to my people in, Libya, and, what i was going to do about it?" To be fair, as we have said before, this man does actually realize and believe i am this prophesized indivgual that is supposed to be viewed almost as some mystical-figure returning form the Heavens; to save mankind, but being anoying about it is the way, Sol, plays his role best apparently.
Anyway, durring the conversation i did asure the gentleman that his impertinance wasn't about to be acepted_without him understanding that: before the summer was through, i will_with the help of my new brothers at the local Mosques_have launched my U-Tube video, found a publisher for my book, aquirred a lawyer for the criminal-case i intend to launch against The Christian-establishment, probably by summers-end will have met The President, and also probably will be cloistered-away in some castle somewhere, surrounded by fame & security of the highist level.

He still wanted to know however, what i was going to do_right now, about my people in Libya, The Middle-East & Africa? It was a trap! I knew it, from the moment it came out of his mouth. He even said to me: Well you're a God.! You can stop this if you want to! He was trying to make me feel small, and worse_because of some statements, which i will not repeat_he wanted me to feel like a worthless human-being, and eather a mad, but more lickly_bad Muslim. He suggested_durring what was a rather long telephone conversation that: The next time i go down to The Mosque, i should put together a collection of teriorist, and take-up the cause with violance, because that's all my people know how to do, though he was sure i didn't actually personally realize what evil i had recently assoiatted myself with_when i joined The Mosque, because 'these people' would have known how they could use me, and such-like other things of atrosisity did he speak! This was a day when the man was being polite too! Mostly though, he wanted to make me feel small and weak. He wanted me to know that beth he and i had realized what was my destiny, but at the end of the day, at the end of this day even, there was nothing on earth i could do about all or any of the suffering in this world. He wished to suggest that i could be sucked into the head-space where i thought just because i couldn't prove my power now_when so meny need it, maybe i didn't really matter after all. He Wished, ay!

As i recall i simply said to him: "The wisdom of The Gods, is n0t mearly to know Their power, but, to understand how & when to use it."
Amen!

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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

"The World is Burning"

They could sound like just four silly little-words_to someone in The West, say, n0t actually in a death-zone... like a somewhat-localized flood_in comparrisum to the actual land-mass of a country such as Canada, or, The United States; where meny of our Provenices & States are the size of Nations in the Middle-East and Africa. I mean_to us, the turm: the-world-is-burning, takes on a whole differant meaning_to the grand-scope of things. Yet this morning, less than 1/2 an hour ago in-fact, those simple four little words: The World IS-Burning, had me, and still d0es have me_balling, like a little school-boy!

I can see in my minds eye, some poor, displaced child, helpless in a a suddenly forgin-world; though yesterday his parents hadn't yet been destroied_in their quest for a cause as, freedom, the right not to be over'lorded by Dictators, Murders and the like, or in other political-ways fought rightiously to change their existance. And, in a world where nations such as Canada & The United States of America, aledgely stand for such rights_plus so meny, meny others, and-again, aledegly are humain enough_to stand up to the Monsters that rule such nations_to defeat them!
I can see that poor little boy, or, girl_in some field somewhere, perhaps hiding under a thicket of bush, hoping that Soldiers, Troops & other men_d0n't find them, and do whatever it was so-horrid; that they can no longer feel safe, at home, and with their own-parents. And i can see all this, because, somebody Tweeted those 4-simple little words, into my account a few minutes ago!

Then to be me, and, have no way to fix that little, frightened Child's world_yet, because, for Humanity to truly experiance, ME, is to understand that i can only exist; if it is ment-to-be that such nations which permit such atrosities_anywhere_ are to be repromanded, and, yet also to understand that this being my/Mission, those very orqinazitions themselves_such as Government, The Church, The Television-industry & Mass-media...all are the very things which have to be, by My'Self-defeated, and, to know that by myself i have decided such obsticals shall in n0t anyway, overcome ME...well who w0uld'nt cry occaisionally_with all that on their plate!

But wait-a-minute! That littel person complaining that "Their world was burning, well if that was the case...i guess there's nothing to worry about after-all. I mean if their world were truly burning, they would'nt be Tweeting-away about it, would they.!?! Yea... And D0n't We Wish, ay?

So N0! The world is burning! And i want to believe that for as long as i am on this earth, and_within my lifetime, it will keep blazing; until every member of of Our`Existance, can feel the lapping-flames_within their hearts; with a constant burning for Dignity, Freedom, Peace & all the other nobel-dreams of man'kind!
And, for that quest, I, make no apoligies_for those whom deny/Me!>>> & I, take n0 Prisoners, eather!
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Sunday, March 13, 2011

Nothing To-it

Considering the great importance of what it would apear my/Destiny is ment to be, omitting even the actual Wonder&Glory of the situation, any small set-backs i have revived along the way_quite frankly, have to be considered, minor-difficulities & stumbeling-blocks; which all logical-reasoning would suggest in-the-end_will be vanquished. That some little pip-squeek of an orgination such as Twitter.com, can allow itself to be dictated to_by powerful Special-intrests, after building it's reputation upon the belieaf that all people have the right to Freedom-of-Speach, and, that they should under such circumstances deny this right to even one indivgual being, is an out-rage, and, an attack on our very freedom's themselves. Subsequently, someon such as myself, is forced to believe: when i have done all that there is i must do, The Internet, Courpations, Governments, and, Special-intrests, might have a more difficult time hiding, misplacing, or, denying the-Truth_from an all too inquisitive Humanity!
And for companies such as http://twitter.com/, when one considers all my/Prophesies have come true, and the rest...well on their way of becomming-so, weather they think me small or big, or I be of importance, or, of-none, i have every reason to suspect there will be only one Holy & Rightious winner here; which of course will be, Socity, because, being Jesus Christ ain't no/Game, Buster!
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Friday, March 11, 2011

Wonder n0t

Obviously some people have a difficult time, immangining how it could be__that if such things are possable, it turnes-out to be someone such as myself who is ment to play _at this piticular time in our history, the role of, Jesus Christ, The Almighty Christian-god & The Muslim Prophet; especially when they consider what a foul-mouth, and, expressed occaisional threatening-attitude i portray. Well wonder n0t, i say, and, simply bask in my/Glory, for although i am far from all-talk, and my/Punishments have been exacted against mineEnemies_to the last word, towards my credit and the Wonder of my/God, these same people in Christian-establishment whom have decived, betraied & Denied/ME, surly heard every word of my proclumations against them; that they kmow also: exactly how & when i was comming for them, and that: "I am n0t done with 'them' yet!

And if folks at the side-lines have been over'taken by fear, jeliousy, and, disbelife in Me, i have no worry in that; since Mine is a much bigger conquest_than one soul at a time; while history, prophesy, and the words of far more inteligent men have both predicted and confirmed this_timely-event; that who am i, or anyone else to say:"This Is Not MY Destiny?"

So when yea whom doubt me, doubt/Me, wonder n0t that i am yet un-known throughout the entirity of this globe, for those whom appose me are powerfull in strength, finance, reputation, and all manner of trickery_to keep me distant of My People. They control the Internet; that for the time-being, and although i myself have been Cannonized by Pope Jhon Paul II, the 'real 1st. Saint there'of, this means nothing to the ear of humanity, and few ever even bother to read my actuall web-page_where such information is posted. And naturally, having that site hacked by powerfull, corrupt, Special-intrests_who without question are Captin's of Politics & Policy, d0esn't help my/Cause eather!

They run & control the Television Industry & Mass-media as a whole; that although the fact Christ has been resurrected in me, because it is intrests like these_whom have become my greatest adversities, where is the supprise My`name is n0t being yelled from the roof-tops? And who can now see shock that a company such as Twitter.com_which supossidly suports Free-speach, has yet again been instructed & corhorst into tampering with yet another of my personal-accounts; that it no longer works the way i need it to_in an attempt to get my message to My-people?
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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Hollywood's

It is so obvious when one looks around these days, and witnesses the corruption Hollywoods are both capabul and permitted to engauge themselves in__durring the course of their carrers, as they try convince humanity of the-struggle for their success, that along the way and ataining this fame, most of them are way over-paied! I mean: what do the general population of these people offer us, really? What intrensic human quality do they atain, other than the ability to make us eather laugh or cry, so-to-speak, and, usually only for a few moments at a time_at that, at-the-most? And there's just so very meny of them_making so very much. Plus, they all just love each other so-dearly, don't they? Why the ammount of awards and little statuets they give themselves_each & every year, could sink a battle-ship! But their lies, canivery, and actual witlessness, we are going to learn_could destroy the whole of this world; if permitted!

Think about-it! There is good reason to suspect shortly, i am about to become the most famious person on earth; while as of yet, and, in spite of all i have preformed in the name of, humanity_like feeding My/multitude, delaying (Dubya's) war for months in The United Nations, keeping My/Canada_for the most part_out of the battle, n0t one word of this has been mentioned in Tinsel Town, and, Hollywoods are n0t even permitted to speak my name_in fear of reprisels from, the industry; all due to the fact that i have it's Queens head in a vice! But that's just the way We roll, is'nt it? I mean when i want to get at something, i like to start at the top, And if/when it decives Me, devower it from the head down_that there might be some remenant left_which hasn't been entirely consumed through my wrath; even if only the toe-nail, or in this-case, toe-jam!

You of course need an example_as to why my wrath is so great against these people, or, some of them...we all know how everybody must be politically-correct these days, d0n't WE! Well think about-it: If it were you or i going over to The Middle-East, sucking these peoples coffers dry_for a few moments of militirized-entertainment, only to know My People are then quickly returning to their homes_if lucky enough to still have one, to hide from the normality of their lives_which usually consists for the grater part_dogging bullets, and, other acts of violence against their persons & property, why would the public have real reason to `respect us as Hollywoods? Well as easily as they can keep you out, they can through their hype_keep themselves in, and, the only one aledgely hurt, is those poor sinking battle-ships, all so very over'layden with their trophies!

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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

It Not Now...

As WE see & here My People cry in The East for American-assistance_towards this latest situation, The Libyan-crisis, my heart bleeds_that i have not been able to announce myself on the global-scean. That i only will finally do so__in a limitted-fashion_this weekend, when i stand before my brothers at the Mosque_all seems too-little, too-late, and, it is difficult for me not to blame myself, that i didn't hyke through three-foot snow-drifts all winter long_to get this work done! And suddenly in this moment, i find myself frozen, questioning if i can really pull this off, wondering if even this is ment to be my destiny_or instead some confussion built up over the course of years, and, mearly because of what once, Oprah, did to me; in stealing the idea of that magazine from me__in choots with Rosie?

But wait a minute! I'm all about Peace`c! I ain't no FucKing radical? All i want, what i ever wanted, was what was mine! It is 'these people' who twisted everything around, used my very own information to threaten one Beaurocrate against the other, one Television-personality against the other, one Television-corporation against the other_to protect their mutual intrests_minulapped the situation; until the stentch became so foul, and dangerious to the very_yet alledgid_ideals of The United States of America, that a President was eventually able to hold Blackmale over the heads of The Industry; that it failed to continue asking the right Hard-questions_which would have kept GWB out of Iraq & they knew what they were doing__all-of-them! Complisity, Racketerring & eventually a Conspiricy to Commit Mass-Murder!

Even to-day, the press & mass-media, refuss to ask the right hard-question: "How did Duyba get The Press to stop asking about the legality of the war, and, why so meny years after is he not yet being charged as a War-criminal? It's like Roseavelt said: "When freedom of the press is lost, lost is freedom!"
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Sunday, March 6, 2011

If You'd Asked ME

In stead of fighting me every step of the way, one has to wonder__especially in these most recent-of-days we'all a living in, what would it have ment to the world__had Christian-establishment allowed me to atain My/voice? Immangian i already had 'this-thing' before The Courts, i owned a 'varifide' Twitter-account under the name of, Jesus Christ, and for months had been sitting on my throne__giving speaches, launching U-Tube videos, taking interviews with The Press...
Indeed, had Christian-establishment been more honest, and, admited to the world ten years ago that i was here, i could not only have already been doing that sort of stuff, but, more importantly, i could have for just as long been building that bridge between The Christian & Muslim faiths; that Unity would be by now__a process ten years in the making. Subsequently, all i am left wondering is: just how seriously do Western heads-of-state & Christian-leaders really want Unity between anything__other than the ability to fool P.Q.Publi.c while releaving him of as much of his hard-earned money, to support a lie?
So instead, it would appear, and in fact is the case: that i will__for the most part__have to beat the doors down; instead of being welcomed by The Christian-establishment what'which made ME!

The point is:
Were i a lesser man, and, n0t so much the Prophet/God iAm supposed to be, such attitudes from those whom appose me__might be taken to heart. And as far as these numbskulls go in The Christian-establishment, My greatist enemy is also there's anyway, and, is n0ne other than the Mighty "O" Miss friggin Winfrey herself! So what's the dealieo...What's the problem with these douch'es ay

The way i see it`c...those whom have unwisly taken this corse of denial, do it for only one reason. There's no way anyone can't understand the morality of my quest for 'rightfull recognition' due to the fact that The Biblical Whore burned Me. And everybody realizes that for the ten (10) years it has taken me to go from The Prodigy-child to Almighty-christ Him'Self, at every step of the way__it has been my 0nly wish that this all will be handled through The Courts, and, not with me at the nasty-end of a gun; trying to claim revenge against my betraiers. No! Everybody knows there ain't no blood on my hands__eather innocent, or gilty; though there's no doubt they wait & hope?

So I say again, No! What these folks that deni Me are really afraid of is: how everything will all look__when the truth is dumped in their lap, and, through The Courts, WikiLeaks, and such orginazitions__even the U-Tube wideos i soon intend to launch, and, my meny web/Pages, the reality of my existance will have been well documented__available for the whole of the world to witness. Yes! They are afraid how this will all look, when it is realized by Humanity, i have been here ten, long, suffering-years, and, that although Christian-establishment has for Two-thousand years said: "They will tell folks when i return" and that when i do "It will be to deal a mighty blow against the innocent lovers of Christ", instead of as it actually is: against the meny Rulers of this planet__who for nearly as long as I have been away, have been destroying not only the whole of this planet__for corporate-intrests and other such like-minded falicies, but, even against the very corner-stone of My/MINISTRY, which is Unity between The-faiths! These People__if We must continue to call them such...they are afraid that with the name, Jesus Christ, behind Me, the athority of their own words will be lessened. The short and the long of it is: They are afraid of The Power of Christ, The Will of Christ, and, The Judgements of Christ; since for the most part__it will be expressed against those whom will still continue to fight & deny me, because, anything else is a loss of their own power to purswade other religions ther just not cutting-it & there just n0t good enough!

WELL SUCH NARROW-MINDED CHRISTIAN THOUGHTS ARE ALRIGHT WIT ME, CUS I GOT Pa & Allah TOO ON My/SIDE, BABE; TO PROVE SUCH BELIEVES CAN QUICKLY GO THE WAY OF THE DINOSAURS, And pritty soon, a 'varifide' Twitter-account will atest to that statment also ay?
So i would suggest: Y'all just>>>Get 0ver-it!
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Saturday, March 5, 2011

"What Will Be..."

Ok! I get-it, Relax...Pheu, or, is that Hoo-Ray!/?

I like to think that i'm the most difficult person to admit, and, to be convinced-of__that this-thing of'which has happened to me...well in no way humanly possable__is it that: the world's about to witness__in the eyes of Establishment, i, me, this common-little-FucK from the wrong side of the tracks, somehow has managed to become 'confirmed' as The Second Comming, and all that-Stuff!
Yet when i picked-up the phone earlier today__to call the Mosque, and, set-up an apointment to make my first public-speach, who do you think called him, and announced himself as: other than I, Almighty-Jesus Christ, Him'Self! bitcH'es*

It should be a pritty good speach too, since after-all, it is some ten years in the making, you know, I mean: This is a speach that has been playing over & 0ver in my head, ever since my initial-conformation of Feb. 14/2001 by My/Mormon's down in Uhta & The Salt Lakes; when at my request__they first granted me the title: Prodigy-child of the Mormon-church, and ten months later the same Child, but, now of all Christianity itself.

Becides, as far as this speach goes, i don't think i really have even to prepair one, since i have had all the pratice i would ever need__publicly-speaking, to almost every person who's ear i have been able to attract__for those same ten years. So Yea...as far as my ability to speak the words of my God, and are we to say i have spoken to at least one indivigual-stranger every day for ten years, ShiT! That's like at a minimum, if i adverged only one Afermation per-day, i already have made some 30 to 32 Hundred public-speaches, or, speaches made in public. And out of the lot, there might have been all-of Three__who didn't believe as i had told them: "the world was soon to regonize me as The Re`incarnated Christ, Jesus Christ II! Take-that Oprah!
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Friday, March 4, 2011

`eh hem

WELL i/Think: The- Ministry is about to be launched, and no-matter how public this goes__in the next short while, it needs to be made clear here & n0w...I AM IF ANYTHING, ON Team Barack & The 1st.- LADYS!
And golly-gee,Wiz, WE Rrr glad it doesn't need be pointed out in the same sentence, but that "lady" i/Am talking about__ain't no nasty Oprah-bitch Y'all here Me always talking about eather; since the only thing, Che, bout to be first in__is The Gates of HELL,; where i/Intend immeatately to kick her nigger-azz! And i will still have My/Dream, since not only__as i said to everybody years ago, before i/Started dismanteling their machine "brick by brick / instution by instution", that fat-cow never really dId manage to excape her contract with ME, because, even although The-bitch got her some OWN, Che big, fat, face__still b in front of the cameras; where all the world can finally witness My/destruction of her! That's IRONY folks! WHERE Che GONNA GO huh? And The-whore better keep her ass out&away from MyPpl in The Middle East too, since the way some people like their PIE, i/Love cooked-meat & a little bit of 'burnt-offerings' d0n't hurt none eather; while my/Dudes over there got plenty the-fule to get the old BBQ a-started up Ay?



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