As A Man!

People might think i like it, when they refure to me as a God. But i d0n't! I find it insulting_to God, and, it denies me of all i have done as a man! It was as a man, that i caused Oprah, to launch that rag of hers_she calls a magazine. It was as a man, i got the powers that be_to fold that trash, Rosie, once published; after she_in choots with The Queen, betraied me; Just as equally it was as a man, i eventually forced Miss O'Doneall, to be draged before a Senate Stearing-commity; where she was_for the longest time, worried she might n0t be able to keep those kids of hers_again, because she betraied me. It was as a man, i caused The Christian Church's to recive Fedreal Funding, for the first time in North American-history, and, as that same man_now like, Jesus, have fed my multitudes! It was as a man, i caused my own Prime Minister to keep our Troops out of Iraq, and, it was the same man, that forced the United Nations to take a good, long look at, George's evidance; while assuring them the only, smoking gun, was firmly planted in The Office of The Presidenticy, and, that it was a file filed with complisity, rackettering, extotion, lies, missinformation & Blackmail! It was as a man, i convinced Pope Jhon Paul II, to cannonize me as The 'real' First Saint of The Internet, and, make a special radio-address_in which this fact was being made clear; when he called the war in, Iraq, "a conspiericy of scilence" which were my very words_earlier to him. And it was as a man, i compeled The Mormon Church in Utah_to n0t once, but twice_confirm me as The Prodigy Child of The Church & ten months later as, the Prodigy-child of All Christianity itself. And as surly as it was_as a man, The Muslim Peoples have given me a cretifide-certificate under tha name of, Jesus Christ; just as it will be_as a man, soon the Christians too will finally be forced to surrender the same such-like papers to my person; so that i my express the Glory & Wonder of my/God, to a people who once decided n0t to believe in the possablities of my/Return! Lastly, it was as a man, when the deceat of, Bush & the Christian-establishment got too bold for itself, i personally pushed little-George up to those very gates of Armageddion, and, still retain the key to open them_if Y'all like!

So you can call me, God, if that's what it takes to eather push me aside, or, accept me. But d0n't let the sound of your voice, quiet the tone of mine; for you still have much to learn, as do i, ay!

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