"What Will Be..."

Ok! I get-it, Relax...Pheu, or, is that Hoo-Ray!/?

I like to think that i'm the most difficult person to admit, and, to be convinced-of__that this-thing of'which has happened to me...well in no way humanly possable__is it that: the world's about to witness__in the eyes of Establishment, i, me, this common-little-FucK from the wrong side of the tracks, somehow has managed to become 'confirmed' as The Second Comming, and all that-Stuff!
Yet when i picked-up the phone earlier today__to call the Mosque, and, set-up an apointment to make my first public-speach, who do you think called him, and announced himself as: other than I, Almighty-Jesus Christ, Him'Self! bitcH'es*

It should be a pritty good speach too, since after-all, it is some ten years in the making, you know, I mean: This is a speach that has been playing over & 0ver in my head, ever since my initial-conformation of Feb. 14/2001 by My/Mormon's down in Uhta & The Salt Lakes; when at my request__they first granted me the title: Prodigy-child of the Mormon-church, and ten months later the same Child, but, now of all Christianity itself.

Becides, as far as this speach goes, i don't think i really have even to prepair one, since i have had all the pratice i would ever need__publicly-speaking, to almost every person who's ear i have been able to attract__for those same ten years. So Yea...as far as my ability to speak the words of my God, and are we to say i have spoken to at least one indivigual-stranger every day for ten years, ShiT! That's like at a minimum, if i adverged only one Afermation per-day, i already have made some 30 to 32 Hundred public-speaches, or, speaches made in public. And out of the lot, there might have been all-of Three__who didn't believe as i had told them: "the world was soon to regonize me as The Re`incarnated Christ, Jesus Christ II! Take-that Oprah!
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